Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich
"Hey, buddy, you've been hogging the Supercharger® long enough," emits the carrier signal of a Tesla owner. They're right to be upset. Ever since they opened up their fancy DC fast chargers to every Tom, Dick, and Ford owner, what was once a hoity-toity elite parking lot full of American-made economy cars is now full of a bunch of weird shitbags trying to fill up their batteries.
My electric car? Pretty much the same as yours: a 1974 Plymouth Fury III, with the original smog-coughing low-compression 400-cubic-inch V8 engine replaced with nearly a metric ton of golf-cart batteries I borrowed from the local country club. Hey, they weren't using any of them in the middle of November when I cut through the fence. Not to mention it's unethical for anyone to hoard valuable resources that could be used to reduce emissions, such as I am doing (unless you count the fact that this vehicle is still, somehow, leaking 10w40 motor oil from somewhere.)
The system isn't perfect. For instance, the "fast charge" system is not particularly fast. This is because it's an old Canadian Tire 12-volt boat battery maintainer that I've riveted onto the hood, and tricked the Tesla system into talking to. As far as the computer inside it knows, it's just a really stupid SUV. Before you blame me for being a charge hog, you must also know this: it is keeping my decrepit Galaxy Note smartphone alive, which hasn't had a working battery in it since that whole airplane fire snafu. And in turn, that phone is playing an educational podcast, about climate destroyers. This, I believe, is what the Tesla owner is actually angry about, and not the fact that I have been "fast charging" for the last seventeen hours using a stolen credit card.
I ignore him. I have long ago learned that pedestrians talk a lot of shit, but are generally afraid to actually damage my car: an emergency tetanus shot, after all, is unpleasant and can cost upwards of $25. Walking back inside the donut store at which I am "parked," I ask the attendant to refill my bottomless coffee once more. Maybe I'll live here, I think. I don't want to go anywhere more than about five miles away from this charger from now on.
his name is Jeremy Arms Up
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Hey gang,
I don't like to talk about it much here, but I've been struggling with a lot of medical issues this past year and a half. I have 4 tumors! That's crazy. If you have a chance, please consider donating or sharing this. It would go a long way to helping make sure I can take care of myself and my medical debt.
bumping this again!! it's been a while since i've given an update, but things are going well. feeling RIGHT AS RAIN after my surgery in May, and i even got word that i might be able to get some help with my back so i can comfortably walk again. i'll put together a full update for the GoFundMe, but for now, donating or sharing would be a huge help for me!!
Black lesbian in need of support
Hey everyone I have been dealing with a lot of bills piling up as well as helping my mom pay off rent if any of yall could help me with grocery/transportation money I would really appreciate it
$mikkythekid
Venmo: mikkythekid
Paypal.me/mtsibu
Welcome to the Early 2010s YouTube showdown!
Ahh, the early 2010s…What a time that was, I miss it, especially early 2010s YouTube, what a time…
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Welcome to the Early 2010s YouTube Showdown, where you can put almost anything from early 2010s YouTube against each other, and yes, I do mean almost anything. You can submit channels, videos, series, YouTubers, controversies, features from the time, and so much more from early 2010s YouTube…
So submit here and see how they go against all the others
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RULES:
- It has to be at least a little bit known on YouTube, so your video from 2011 that has 20 views won’t make it in
- Things made before 2010 can still be excepted in if it was very popular in the early 2010s (Also counts for things that started on a different site but went to YouTube later)
- Early 2010s for this tournament is between 2010-2014, nothing made after that will be let in
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Tags of inspiration below:
@orangecharactersmackdown @obscurecharactershowdown @artificialkids-2k23-official @robot-riot @retirement-home-rumble @hot-take-tournament @every-character-ever-poll @super-smash-bracket @patheticmenscuffle @generic-man-in-suit-battle @cut-content-contest @dwampyverse-tournaments @evil-doppelganger-duel @favcharacterpoll @ferbracket @i-mustache-your-opinion @john-battle @michaeltournament @throat-goat-gauntlet @the-worst-bracket @themiiofalltime @videogamedogbracket @weird-al-song-tourney @who-do-i-know-this-man @mattbracket
SLEEP I want to try
Pillow is my favorite guy
REST I need some more
into bed where I go snore
PHEW I go honk and shoo
have a blanky feel the snooze
Tired system overload
Everybody SLEEEEEEPINGGGG
I just got an 800$ medical bill 🤪
the lady I spoke 2 said that since my blood work was done 2 address gender dysphoria my insurance may have declined 2 cover it as a result 🙃🙃
people being like omg when is the full dj crazy times song dropping. like no seriously listen to any 90s euro dance song. any of them. u will be so happy about it
forever laughing at the fact that English versions of Basshunter's songs are like "we can't under any circumstances let the rest of the world know that this Swedish EDM producer is a huge DoTA nerd who wants to fuck the IRC bot in his gaming server"
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the answer is no. I'm sorry, but whenever you open that little foil yogurt lid, the cat will come flying at you like a bird who doesn't realize it's about to hit a window
Why would you want to anyway
Please help get my bank account out of the negatives!
Hi! I'm samira, I'm a brown disabled lesbian
I haven't been offered any shifts at work in a couple of weeks, and both my bank account and paypal balance are in the negatives (screenshots below)
I also have to pick up my meds in two days, and one of the prescriptions isn't covered by insurance and costs 80 CAD
if anyone can donate and/or share this post, it would be a huge help!
my goal is 250 CAD, but every little bit helps!
my paypal link is here, my patreon is here, or you can dm me for my etransfer info
thank you!!
250/250 CAD
girl help it's happened again
I need to pay off these debts, make a 73 dollar payment on my credit card, and get nicotine gum
my goal is 325 CAD
please help if you can!
205/325 CAD
everyone wants to hear about how hard dj crazy times fucks but no one cares about his staunch anti war stance
buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers
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so i’m getting evicted because the landlord is selling the place and i’ve found a new place to live but it’s all very sudden and expensive. i need to get the place professionally cleaned as well because i can’t really do all of it with my chronic illness and if anyone has anything to spare i’d really appreciate some help. no obligation but if you’ve enjoyed my posts and you’re feeling generous it would mean the world to me
hey i hate doin this but ive been hovering slightly above red for the past few months (got gutted by taxes and hrt refills), and havent rlly recovered. i make all of my money off zines and comms, so if anyone wants to buy my comics and zines heres my itch store, its pretty much all pay what you want or 1$ u can also just throw me a couple bucks on cashapp or whatever anything helps rlly. thanks
i am now in the midst of trying to move out of FL with no money, lol. my gf and her family are helping a little, but we are trying to do this within a month's time and its stressing me tf out. (might accept some more comms but am unsure if that would help or just give me more stress/pressure.) anything helps as usual!!! thank u
Magz not have enough for grocery
Magz homebound n progressive disability, n live "third world" / "global south"
Appreciate if have help again
(June 28, 2023)