party only starts when the dj blasts that runescape gnome theme
Anonymous asked:
imagine thinking you can just call people a slur
Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name
I don’t have context for this and I hope I never get any
i-roll-a-seduction-check
This is the single best video I’ve ever seen in my life
If I had to see it, y’all have to see it too.
what if the teenage mutant ninja turtles exist in the mcu but they’re just really good at staying under the radar and criminals are too embarrassed to admit they got beat up by some guys in “turtle costumes” so they blame daredevil. peter parker worked as a pizza delivery boy for a while and brought like eight pizzas to a man hole cover but thought nothing of it bc nyc
really big fan of the mental image of starscream getting like… hysterical about something to the point that he’s actually shrieking in a pitch that’s not audible to human ears. he’s gesticulating wildly and every bot in the vicinity is going AAAAAUUUUUUUUGH but every human is just standing there like
the huge amount of explicit thorin/reader fics out there is HILARIOUS to me like. imagine thinking thorin knows what sex is
hobbit-hole
the company at the beginning of the quest
I don’t know what this is from but it’s the gayest start to a fight I’ve ever seen
The film is titled My Lucky Stars. it’s the second of a trilogy starring Jackie Chan, Yuen Biao and Samo Hung.
That gorgeous lady is Michiko Nishiwaki. She’s an actress, a fight choreographer, a stunt woman, a martial artist and a former bodybuilder.
She doubled for Lucy Liu in Charlie’s Angels.
And, yes, i will add this information to this post every time it crosses my dash (this is the third time now) because I think this woman deserves a lot more recognition that she gets. She was Japan’s first female bodybuilding champion and first female powerlifting champion.
And also because this is one of my favourite martial arts movies. :-)
thatnerdychef
Reblogging now that we got a source!
@lady-feral @ryocos @xXAutumnIvyXx
i get kinda heated seeing some peoples neat and tidy Gay Ships be a trans guy and a cis guy getting together and the cis is always protecting his soft trans boyfriend uwu and being some fucking savior like you guys do know trans men date each other right? you know trans guys can be together? yeah? you know it isnt always a cis guy and a trans guy? your ships dont have to have a designated trans half, theyre both allowed to be trans? youre aware that you make yourself look pretty stupid when you constantly have Cis x Trans ships with the confident happy cis and the lowly anxious trans? yeah? alright
you are allowed and in fact encouraged to reblog this angrily written post
doomy
why are conservatives reblogging this
doomy
the moment any person darker than a piece of paper threatens to beat your stupid racist ass yall start whining “all lives matter” lmaoo
I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective
According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.
chippingthegoalkeeper
I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…
tag yourself with your living place’s population and what youre classified as. im 278,508 city boy
Martha from Martha Speaks hates Autism Speaks!
Requested by @strolling-right-along!
Reblogging again, here are the transcribed lyrics!
Chorus
Jolene (×4)
I’m begging of you please don’t take my man
Jolene (x4)
Please don’t take him just because you can
Verse One
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin
And eyes of emerald green
For years our town’s been terrorised
By the beast who takes disguise
In the shell
That calls itself Jolene
Our sleep disturbed by quaking breath
Eyes closed against the threat of death
That lies behind
The teeth of that Jolene
The closer that you get to her
The more those edges seem to blur
To something that
Cannot be called Jolene
Chorus
Verse Two
Your teeth are sharp, your mouth agape
Your claws rend flesh, there’s no escape
From judgement of
The Eldritch One, Jolene
But I’ve seen beyond that auburn hair
My eyes have met your vacant stare
But I’ve been told
I’m hard to scare, Jolene
Chorus but it’s:
Jolene (x4)
I’m begging of you please don’t take my man
Jolene (x4)
I’ll end this story just how it began
I’ll take your teeth if you try to take my man
End.
(edited from op’s corrections)