God-tier question

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

Ronance 💞

"what if im a bad person" yeah? well what if you arent? what if you're trying your best and you're growing and you're kind? what then?

thinking about nancy having to rely on herself for so long that she still has her walls up even after getting together with robin

she waits until robin is asleep to slip out of bed to quietly sob in the bathroom

she puts on a brave face even when she's crumbling inside

robin begins to notice and reminds her that she doesn't have to be strong around her and robin's tenderness is just too much for nancy to process and she collapses sobbing robin's arms, finally letting those barriers fall

kids these days don’t even know about the seinfeld cast leather rolling stone cover

Oh my GOD

'can i copy your homework?'

'yeah just don't make it obvious'

why don’t you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you’ll feel butter

Why don’t you mix it with some eggs and sugar and flour and a little vanilla and dip your finger in and maybe you’ll feel batter. 

trying to make friends who are obsessed with the same ships as you

Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

"she killed innocent people" ok well her eyes are literally big and brown and sad so she can do whatever

hey, dont cry. titties in fishnet tops, ok?

promise?

cross my boob (the one in front of my heart) and hope to die

*sniff* ok

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

:(

There is still love here (Ceramic house)

My Instagram

”Five tickets to Barbie”

”Five tickets to Oppenheimer”

”Can’t decide because they want to seem cool by choosing Oppenheimer but they really just wanna see Barbie”

if drugs are so bad why am i having fun

nancy was wrong

got mermaids on my mind

(Sooooo I couldn’t resist the mer. Enjoy <3) 

He knew better. Of course he knew better, no mer grew up without being inundated constantly with the message "stay away from humans at all costs". For the safety of the pods. For your own safety. Stay away, otherwise you might not survive.

But Ballister preferred to indulge his own curiosity, no matter what the more logical parts of his brain demanded. Humans were simply fascinating with their ingenuity and creations, their art and music, at least from what he could see from the water.

And... well.

The man with the golden hair. It shouldn't have even been possible for his hair to be that perfect and yet. Yet there he was, broad shoulders and a smile brighter than the sun. How could Ballister truly stay away?

also I fucking hate those “if lgbt discussion isn’t allowed in schools than neither should pregnant teachers because she’s showing everyone that she got CUMMED INSIDE🤢 lol she’s teaching kids about her breeding kink” posts because 1) what an odd way to think and talk about pregnant people even if it’s just for a gotcha own. weird. anyways 2) are we just going to pretend that pregnant people don’t experience workplace discrimination? that reproductive rights aren’t politicians’ favorite bargaining chip? that pregnant people can’t face other forms of discrimination including medical abuse and social alienation? that murder isn’t a leading cause of death for pregnant people? that there wasn’t a time teachers had to sign contracts promising they wouldn’t get pregnant or could face termination? okay

#sorry for the rant in the tags op#tl;dr: yeah#the christofascist far right absolutely wants an end result where pregnant people are not able to be in the public sphere & working either#gender fash want to enforce biological essentialist social control#they want everyone to be assigned a binary gender at birth (surgically if necessary)#and to deny all access to live a life outside of the prescribed social role for that gender assignment (to any degree!)#they want to kill trans people and/or torture them/us back into the closet#and they want cis women (& all they'd force into performing cis womanhood) to be legally and economically controlled by husbands#constantly pregnant and out of the public sphere with no independent means of income#performing unpaid reproductive/domestic labor#they want structurally enforced sexual and financial abuse#that is the end goal for many many far right people#(& if you're reading that like 'that's basically the society we already have now' --yeah!! the united states is extremely far right)#lgbtq folks (including queers like me who will never be pregnant and physically cannot become pregnant and who are tokophobic even)#should have solidarity w pregnant people as a class where possible#& support pregnant people's labor rights & health access whether they choose to abort or give birth- unconditionally#especially especially especially pregnant Black and Indigenous people who face extremely & uniquely high mortality rates & discrimination!!#pregnant people having control over their bodies & trans people having control over their/our bodies are essential & *overlapping* issues#& we should hold ourselves to the standard of being willing to build coalition with pregnant people who are ready to struggle alongside us#to be clear it's 100% fair to be mad when people won't extend solidarity to you! it's fine to call that out/demand better/vent AND#also it is a *good thing* when/where we're able to build political coalition with pregnant people (including cishet pregnant women)#we need everyone we can get in the struggle against gender existentialism & abuse culture & and the suppression of bodily autonomy#& gendered economic exploitation & rape culture & the carceral system & white supremacy & christofascism & colonialism & racial capitalism#these issues are so very interconnected

(via @closet-keys)