also before it starts to happen: if i see a single person calling july "gay wrath month" or saying "we deserve a second one" it is ON SIGHT. that is DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH. abled queers i will run you over with my wheelchair if you so much as reblog one of those comments.

hello! reblog this version instead!

Hello! Disabled person here. Did you know those of us declared legally disabled and collect SSI and benefits are barred from getting married? Yep! I'm also queer so this isn't hate at all, it's a call to action: if you love marriage equality, come help us fight for ours.

me in the group chat: hey. bad news guys

gc: oh no. you did it again didn’t you

me: yeah. i got lost in the beauty of a gif of a dragon from the early 2000s again. sorry

This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here

I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they'd be like "grug come learn hunt and throw spear now" and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I'm the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.

At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like "different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom" and everyone would be like "aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise." so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^－^o)

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

I MUST NOT AFTERNOON NAP. AFTERNOON NAP IS THE MIND KILLER

Starting a collection

i love men and masculinity. surely this is some sort of sign of being an alpha male straight guy myself. *holding my earpiece receiving information suddenly looking shocked* oh. oh okay. oh that’s bad news. and i have to suck them? oh my god

if one more fandom hoe tags this as the cardboard cut out from supernatural I am going to kill myself in front of your family 

can you please change trajectory

what are you asking me boy

of our lives

come with me to a world

where nothing you know.....

is ever going to make sense again.

tozozozo

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

IT WORKS!!!!

MP3 PALYER

Sweatbox 2: Electric Boogaloo?

Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.

#yeah. this is actually the worst#because if someone likes something for the wrong reasons and you like it too you can just sort of shrug off their opinion#but if they dislike it in a way that's unfair it's actually infuriating because now you've been put in the position#of defending this absolute dogshit piece of media - even if only in your own head - against their unreasonable complaints#it's the exact opposite of catharsis

Me: “Disney live action remakes are soulless cash grabs that deny the original writers and artists the credit they deserve” Some fucking chud: “Exactly! They never should have started wokeifying all their movies” Me:

I had an interesting night last night

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

Tumblr gold users rise up

me and the mutuals

Abyssinian: 铁军/Tiejun ("Invincible Army")

Russian Blue: 小孩/Xiao Hai ("Child")

Steve (American Shorthair): 草莓/Caomei ("Strawberry")

Me: Hey film studios can I have some light in these scenes?

Film studios:

Me: Hey can I have some subtitles?

Film studios:

Me: Hey can I have some actual sound?

Film studios:

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Just by the way this post is specifically about how the film industry is inaccessible to disabled folks, this isn't about lazy writing, this isn't about diversity hires, this is about how movies and TV shows aren't accessible to disabled audiences.

I would 100% be okay with waiting a few more years for the movie to come out if it meant the artists weren’t overworked.

Heck, if abusing workers was the only way for this movie to come out (and it’s definitely not, don’t buy into that lie) I would rather it never came out at all. No piece of art, not even one as great as ATSV, is worth the abuse.

i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened