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YOU'RE ALL TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME

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formerly roachpatrol
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New Michigan Fleet Book!

Security Officer Michigan Ford could've died on duty tonight, and his best friend Basil would never have known Mitch's true feelings for him. Dosing himself with sex drugs and turning up at Basil's door wasn't Mitch’s best idea, but it does get him in bed with his crush… and Basil's crush, Rich Merrill. Now Mitch has to navigate love, friendship, the terrible vulnerability of honesty, and a dick that won't quit.

Cross My Heart is 26k of hurt/comfort, polyamory, getting together, painplay, and a threesome. Only $3.99, and you can read the first chunk free!

You can also check out previous works in this series here, and read the first book, After the Storm, on Wattpad for free. We hope you enjoy!

GET HYPE, NEW MICHIGAN FLEET ONE SHOT IS OUT! HOT LOCAL SINGLES* IN YOUR** AREA!!!***

*not single **the internet ***in the future on lake michigan

and remember, reviews and signal boosts go a long, long, long way to helping out smalltime queer* independent writers like us! our advertising budget consists entirely of clicking the reblog button on tumblr, which has a very limited effect since we also responsibly mark this series as mature content. we write this series out of love and zest for scifi gay romance, and we really hope you enjoy it too.

*we are bigtime queers but smalltime writers, to be specific

You can also check out previous works in this series here, and read the first book, After The Storm, on Wattpad for free. Enjoy!

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Sexual themes

“they’re just friends, not EVERYTHING has to be so lesbian ugh” what planet do you live on where everything is lesbian. what is its name. where is it. what is its address. what are the directions. how do i go there

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dnickels

Tumblr staff doing some kind of high-art Theatre of Cruelty in their web design. "You will not be able to tell where the posts are coming form, they will come relentlessly. We will turn off your accessibility settings. There will be....a clown." Regret to say they are the avant garde

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dnickels

Presumably their coneptual guy is a 1930s French surrealist. He is dressed as a mime and smokes thirty cigarettes a day. "The website...she must have the cloon"

cloth fibers ranked by how much sense they make to me

  1. wool. the most sensible and natural fiber. wool is hair from meaty, not very bright animals. I have hair, meat and did not excell in school, so I relate and understand this best
  2. cotton. Cotton is made from plants, but don't be scared yet. these plants are basically small sheep for they are wooly and have hard seeds in them like how sheep are wooly and have hard bones inside them
  3. silk. I was fairly terrorized as a child by caterpillars that made massive silk tents in mulberry trees. We came in into conflict because both of us liked to eat mulberries and climb mulberry trees and also because they liked falling out of the tree upon my person. this was distressing for me for various reasons primary amongst them was that I had been told by the wisdom of my peers that if one of them bit me I would die. anyway I believe that silk comes from caterpillars because I have seen it I have witnessed it I have lived it
  4. linen. bizarre. have you watched videos of people turning flax into fibers? I have watched video after video of flax being transformed from plant to linen and none of it makes any sense. One moment, it's a plant and then if you comb it enough it becomes hair. utterly incomprehensibe witchcraft
  5. PLASTIC? PLASTIC? PLAstic??????
  6. spandex. incomprehensibe. uncontainable. might as well be string theory to me.
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seven-meds

Each drip of hot glass that hits the shaping roller on a marble production line is called an "ingot". A "double ingot" is a marble error that occurs when two marbles meet on the roller and fuse together into a single, shaky sphere.

Because they tended to be either thrown out or taken home by production line workers, double ingots (as well as triple and even quadruple ingots) are rare collectibles. They are often found and sold by marble diggers (those who visit abandoned marble factory sites and dig for discarded marbles around the area), though more modern marble companies like Jabo and D.A.S. have purposefully distributed their double ingots.

The first two marbles in this set are from Akro Agate - lifesaver and sparkler respectively - while the last three are from D.A.S. runs -  carnival and wildflower respectively.

Anonymous asked:

In case they haven’t been mentioned on this blog, I’d like to give a shoutout to Animorphs Aloud! It’s a currently still updating fan production reading through Animorphs, and they release a new chapter every few days. The narrator of it is so good at doing distinct and emotional performances for each of the cast, and I’d def recommend it for anyone that wants to reexperience Animorphs!!!

Thank you for the rec — I hadn't heard of this one! I love the fan production of the Megamorphs 1 audiobook, so I have high hopes for Animorphs Aloud being just as good.

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bayouette

I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

Okayokayokayokaybut "My hand will wear out but the inscription will remain" is kind of a power line BEFORE you factor in that it is, in fact, over a thousand years old.

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dduane

It’s always good to spend a few moments, on a quiet day, looking through the Family album.

reblog if you unironically love art that makes you feel weird, confuses the mind, wises to destroy the canon, mocks the concept of values, spits on beauty and celebrates ugliness

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

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hungwy

i come back from a book and its like how the hell are you people just going on like this. didnt you read the book with me. how is the real world so disconnected from the whole book world i just experienced

true story from 2011

every few months terves find this comic and trip over themselves to tell me ACTUALLY I’m a man who married a woman and that’s what the church wants and I’m can’t help but be like hohohoho that’s JUST what Pope Benedict XVI thought and you saw how he got played 😜

OH or also they’ll be like “a real woman wouldn’t tell the pope ‘suck my cock’!!!” like it isn’t hilarious when a cis woman tells someone to suck her cock. Like it isn’t the best joke ever. Come on.

anyway Hey listen I’m just an old balding trans lesbian living my best life with the woman I love. I’m beautiful and right about everything and you can go be mad about it behind the block I put on you ok? Stay losing ok?