cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my RGB keyboard was going through

sunday nights

Cyndaquil from Pokémon Rumble World

POOLSIDE

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

buggy after every single person on this site blocks his ass with ublock origin

the boy! is! finish!!!

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BAPPY LOBTER

Karlach 🔥

i love white pitbulls they are so funney like.... that aninal is pink....

pink individuals from googleimage

I closed the bathroom door to pee with a little privacy (other people with cats are already shaking their heads at me) because Weevil is being particularly clingy this afternoon, and when she’s like this and I go to the bathroom, she immediately jumps on my naked lap, which is cute but also. Honey I am trying to piss. So I closed the door, and now the baby is CRYING, she is WEEPING, she is scrambling her little claws against the wood and mewling, all of which is turns out is actually more distracting to the whole process I’m trying to start in here, on account of it being hard to relax when you are also wondering if you’re history’s greatest monster, so fine fine, the cat wins. I got up, shuffled over to the door, and let her in, at which point she ran between my legs and jumped up on the toilet bowl. I’m not sure what her end goal was here because Weevil is the clumsiest cat I’ve ever met, so she instantly slipped, got her front legs soaked in in the miraculously still unused toilet, jumped six feet in the air, and knocked over every knock overable item in her immediate vicinity. And now she’s SO SAD again because I won’t let this creature still damp with toilet water sit in my lap. I am raising a toddler with claws.

of COURSE there's been an emaciated wild wolf spotted twice today at our campground. Of course.

The park ranger came around to tell us about this and stuck around to hang out for a while, because we were easily the most chaotic and least troublesome campsite, and she went "I hope you guys aren't offended by this but you seem like the cast of a horror movie," and I gotta say...we've got that energy. Our main camping group consisted of:

She really couldn't figure out how we all knew each other, because we're such a random assortment of people. Which is fair!

We're going to be setting up wolf-watch into the wee hours of the morning and mostly just hanging out by the campfire telling old stories and seeing if we can't collectively solve an embezzlement case.

We made the ranger guess what each of us did and (in order of appearance) her guesses were:

Which is remarkably spot on; we're recommending she send in an application to the local psychic.

But…. How Do You All Know Each Other? You can’t just drop that kind of information on us without any backstory.

We have needs!

oh we all used to run a con together

Like a convention or like a heist? I feel like it could go either way.

Don't worry about it

For everyone saying this should be a real movie or Leverage episode or D&D campaign, here's some extra flavor for you: of the five people in our camping party, two of them are my ex-boyfriends.

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

And now it is :)

SOME VAMPIRES SUCK DICK!

Enchanted Owl

I had a keroro gunso dream last night which is wild so i scribbled my old fave ship