Oops! All Razor Blades
why the hell would tumblr sort reblogs in REVERSE chronological order. why? especially when quite a few of them are responses to earlier ones which make no sense because you have to keep scrolling to see it. no. bad
a merry go round where all the handles are coated with barbed wire
fiberglass cotton candy stands
23 minute underwater adventure roller coaster (breathing equipment not included)
one of those tower dropper things with no brakes
those spinny things (no traps there it's just for me)
water slides where the water pipes are conveniently broken
the action park thing that killed multiple people
shoot the star out with a bb gun but it's a 9mm handgun and a room with people behind the card. admission cost is you have to get in the box afterwards for the next play
make it across the rope ladder or you fall into deadly spikes
wind waker mailbox sorting game but you get 3 paper cuts for every letter you miss
>the action park thing that killed multiple people
I thought there was more than one
that's probably true but i specifically want to subject people to the concrete slide
i barely post on here but people keep following me, i get followers on here quite fast compared to anywhere else. it always makes me want to post so people actually have a reason to be following me but i don't want them to feel targeted. i realize i'm probably massively overthinking this and that most people don't turn on notifications and just watch their feed anyway.
i've always just only followed people i want to see notifications from and never used the feed on twitter and here, it feels weird to me to do otherwise. that's the unfortunate thing about mastodon, the app never gave me notifications despite me following people and turning on notifications for those people.
we should use coin flips to decide the US presidency, i can't say it would even reduce my faith in the system since it's not a high bar to clear
there's only so many times i can see the minions online before i start a minions free website and i feel like i'm not too far from that limit
Hello. In front of you is a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana. Stuck inside it is a small cylinder, roughly five inches in length, and four and a half inches of girth. All you have to do is remove the cylinder. Good luck.
Hello Rhythm Heaven fan.
You have been placed in a box with a speaker playing the same words three times, as well as the phrases "I suppose" and "Wonderful." If you rhythmically clap to any of these phrases, you will quickly find yourself in a situation that isn't ever so wonderful.
Li-- Damn it, I wasn't even done with my monologue yet.
rhythm heaven fever voice actors yelling bah bam bam bam into a mic with increasing distance and intensity