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@rkiveofourown

dee | they/them | lesbian | 23 | icon by @narcissisticfelix
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i like when men have long hair. it’s.. nice :) *gripping steel in my hands with so much force that it’s visibly starting to warp and bend*

LMAO TWITTER IS REALLY TURNING PVP IM LAUGHINGGGG

FREE FOR ALL, ITEMS ON, ANY STAGES

LOL

[ ID 1: A tweet by Pop Base @ PopBase that reads: Twitter/X is removing the ability to Block people, according to Elon Musk.

Attached are two images: the "X" logo and a pop-up reading "Blocked" /end ID 1.

ID 2: A tweet reading: before you panic a block feature is a requirement for social media apps to be published both in the app store and google play. he's just having another tantrum because someone showed him in the backend how many people have him blocked /end ID 2. ]

Did you guys know the “Sickos” artist made a Sicko thats a WGA screenwriter on strike (said comic artist is a The Onion satirist comic artist and his name is Stan Kelly)

And honestly? What a mood. Haha YES indeed.

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[image ID: comic that shows multiple people holding picket signs that say "ON STRIKE." In the front right of the image is the "Sickos" meme guy also holding an ON STRIKE picket sign, as well as wearing a T-shirt that says "SICKO SCREENWRITERS." end ID]

you ever jerk off to something and you're like yeah that was mid. i feel like a chump for not jerking off to something hotter. and then your jerk off elo pops up in the HUD and you see all the points you lost

im honestly so bad at it i think im just gonna quit. Maybe not everyone is cut out to be a masturbator

Try getting a coach or watching some instructional vids

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deliberately forging a long distance polycule such that each member is situated at the point of a pentagram around the united states and when we charge our JO crystals at the same time all walmart supercenters are replaced by affordable housing

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i dont mind the fma tags but this is actually the funniest thing someone's tagged this as

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when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such