This is your captain speaking I am currently flying this plane with my penis. Is this a problem?
Wheb u out down obe iron bars on minecraft!!!!!!! Share if you have been to a mental hospital!
there was this comment i saw in response to p!atd breakup and it was like “don’t care + fart” and i literally cannot stop thinking that in my head in reaction to everything now
Wait a second...
I'm Carlton
What can we say about Carlton?
He was Carlton
Did he not feel paaaaaaaeein when he was huuuuurt?
Did he not shit, did he not dreerj?
He was only human, but yes he was Chicken and Waffles
Each and every one of you should be ashamed of yourselves!
and who are you?
I’m the dude.
labs that are also churches. to me
(1. annie dillard, teaching a stone to talk 2. the deep underground neutrino experiment, a.k.a. DUNE 3. the large hadron collider 4. the sudbury neutrino observatory)
i went to strong apes that kill you island and
she hasn’t responded, im gonna go check on strong apes that kill you island. BRB!











