River Slam #34

just a lil guy

the whole point of life is being deeply moved by art. and bread

I want to be a hobbit so bad :(

Palamedes Sextus with a singed souvenir tshirt that reads "I went to the First House and all I got was this lousy t-shirt ATOMISED IN A RADICAL THANERGETIC FISSION EVENT"

i just need to make sure that everyone knows that, although i’ve made posts about alecto’s righteous vengeance, i do not love her for her moral righteousness, but because she is a big scary monster and also a planet and also nona and also a darling precious baby

if it turns out that she, too, has committed atrocities, this will not change <3

Jess, Schmidt, and Winston dragged Nick and Cece and Ally to see Barbie and they all cried except Ferguson, who Winston snuck into the theater. Ferguson wanted to see Oppenheimer.

the his dark materials trilogy has a lot of incredible moments but tbh for me nothing will ever top one of the earliest scenes in the first book where lord asriel shows the scholars a guy's decapitated head and then asks them for more funding so he can go back to the arctic to continue working on his plan to attack and dethrone god

the idea of gay dads post-nimona movie ending is so funny to me because imagine you're ambrosius and you and your husband adopted this little shapeshifter that just found your husband one day and your child looks at you and tells you that she had a baby gay relationship with your great-great-great-great-great-etc-grandmother about a thousand years ago like id be so distraught /hj

like i have to say lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space! is a great tagline but they are very much Not In Space in gtn. lets be honest they're about as On Earth as it gets

I’ve been thinking about it lately and I’m so obsessed with the sheer level of ‘i’m minding my own business’ that the lyctors have going on. cytherea ignoring that corona was a fraud necromancer, mercymorn seeing gid trapped inside harrows head and just leaving, the way HARROW CALLED G1DEON THE WRONG NAME FOR MONTHS AND NOBODY ONCE SAID ANYTHING….. I guess after 10000 years you learn that it’s sometimes better not to know huh

a girl does start to feel optimistic in a patch of sun

Tried to make a moth, kind of turned out like a butterfly 😂 either way, i quite like it❤️

some shroomie art painted with ukrainian watercolours by rosa gallery 🍄🌿✨️ there’s also a youtube video of the full process up on my channel!! 🎨🌈

Traffic accident in Neomuna

my favorite video game joke is referring to main characters as the game name like “there goes halo!” “hey it’s john bioshock!” because too-serious gamer dudes will never think you’re joking for some reason

ill never stop laughing abt the time my friends and i were walking to a con and we could see some cosplayers walking up ahead, amongst which was someone dressed as  Master Chief, and my friend shouted “hey look its the green guy from Red vs Blue”

Just finished crocheting this top. I'm gonna be a menace wearing it this summer!

here are most of the crochet booksleeves i have made so far in 2023 !

what do you guys think? which one is your favourite?

My jumper is finished and it's so comfy 🌈

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves