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I call it love

@river-b / river-b.tumblr.com

hot women and pretty boys. also owls, goats, and bats. feel free to come into my ask box! I queue a lot, i try to tag consistently so it's pretty easy to tell what to blacklist if you're so inclined, and if there's a nsfw tag paired with an ish tag, it means all bathing suit areas are covered, but you still might not want your boss to walk past. if i fail to tag spoilers or triggers, be sure to let me know. answers to sarah or river. old enough and then some. cis/super gay/she/her also find me on AO3 at rivers_bend

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Porsche Pachara Kittisawat/Kinn Anakinn Theerapanyakun Characters: Porsche Pachara Kittisawat, Kinn Anakinn Theerapanyakun Additional Tags: Rule 63, Mile High Club, Fingerfucking, Nipple Licking, Semi-Public Sex, Vaginal Fingering, titty sucking Summary:

Kinn gives Porsche something special for her birthday.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Pete Phongsakorn Saengtham/Vegas Kornwit Theerapanyakun Characters: Pete Phongsakorn Saengtham, Vegas Kornwit Theerapanyakun, Kinn Anakinn Theerapanyakun, Original Male Character(s), Ken (KinnPorsche: The Series), Big (KinnPorsche: The Series) Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Guns, Murder, Hiding the Bodies, Blood and Violence, Blow Jobs, Masturbation, Pete has some agency, Pre-Canon Summary:

Pete knows what he wants, and that he’d be an idiot to go after it. But Vegas isn’t someone he can resist.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Pete Phongsakorn Saengtham/Vegas Kornwit Theerapanyakun, Porsche Pachara Kittisawat/Kinn Anakinn Theerapanyakun, Porchay Pichaya Kittisawat/Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun Characters: Vegas Kornwit Theerapanyakun, Pete Phongsakorn Saengtham, Macau Theerapanyakun, Porsche Pachara Kittisawat, Kinn Anakinn Theerapanyakun, Khun Tankhun Theerapanyakun, Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun Additional Tags: Piercings, Genital Piercing, temporary piercing, Blood Kink, Intrusive Thoughts, thoughts of self harm (not piercing related), Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence, Post-Canon, Suicidal Thoughts, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, CBT (not the therapy), pain play, Spanking, there’s a difference between topping and torture Summary:

When Vegas wakes up in the hospital after the attack on the main family compound, his father dead, his head throbbing, and Pete and Macau by his side, he suspects life from now on is going to be different. But he has no idea what changes the next year have in store.

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I apparently have access to this blog again so lemme just reblog this fic I posted from my new KinnPorsche blog

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Venom (Movie 2018) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Eddie Brock/Venom Symbiote Characters: Eddie Brock, Eddie Brock | Venom Additional Tags: Size Kink, Consensual Kink, Cock Bondage, Pet Names, Monsterfucking, Companionable Snark, Public Sex, Schmoop Summary:

in which Venom’s kink is pet names and Eddie’s kink is Venom

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Venom (Movie 2018) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Eddie Brock/Venom Symbiote Characters: Eddie Brock, Eddie Brock | Venom Additional Tags: Size Kink, Consensual Kink, Cock Bondage, Pet Names, Monsterfucking, Companionable Snark, Public Sex, Schmoop Summary:

in which Venom's kink is pet names and Eddie's kink is Venom

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i just saw someone completely seriously, without a hint of irony, refer to it as “Q-slur Eye” and my intestines started melting like so many Salvador Dalí clocks

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I’ve seen “don’t call the show Qu**r Eye if you’re a cishet and can’t reclaim the q-slur” so nothing surprises me anymore.

“Don’t normalize this word that people fought really hard to normalize! Let it keep its oppressive power because I don’t understand queer history”

God I literally fucking hate this rhetoric. It’s exclusionary, gatekeepy, TERFy, and supports a totally revisionist queer history that erases so many marginalized people, especially people who are marginalized on multiple axes.

“LET IT KEEP ITS OPPRESSIVE POWER BECAUSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND QUEER HISTORY”

Wow that really sums it up.

I lived through the “take back the word queer” movement, so let me further sum it up

The entire point was to strip the word of the power to hurt us. We embraced it by refusing to be offended by it. We were saying “you can’t hurt us with that word, we now feel empowered when we hear it.” 

During this time I saw an interview with a gay man who’d been arrested while wearing a “We’re Here, We’re Queer, Get Used To It” t-shirt. He was put into a holding cell with other detainees who tried to verbally abuse him. They started out by calling him queer but after seeing his t-shirt, and him not reacting to that word, they started stumbling over their words trying to find a name to call him. They finally settled on repeatedly calling him a “sissy” which, by the late 90s, had become a very out-dated slur toward queer men and was a laughable effort by these hyper-masculine and sexist bullies

When they tried to call him a queer it had no power because embracing the word, no matter who said it, had taken away that power

tl;dr We took back the word Queer with the intent of it no longer having the power to hurt us, but people now calling it the Q-slur are giving power back to the people who hate us  

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I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”

him: you split up all the song of ice and fire books

me: yeah i know, they’re all primary colors, it’s perfect

him: [self-destructs]

You’re a monster

As a former bookstore employee, this hurts my soul. I mean, sure it looks nice, but how do you find anything?

it has occurred me during this process that apparently not everyone thinks about books by what color they are? like, literally when i’m looking for a book, i picture it in my mind. i have a very…tactile experience with the books i read and idk! i thought everyone did that lol.

my partner was like “how will i find [this book] for instance” and i replied “easy, it’s purple” and he looked at me like i was a witch.

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bitch…omg

omfg

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slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

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No but srsly I’m having really bad hip/thigh pain right now, and it would be so amazing to just aim a showerhead or ten of warm water right at the bad spots…. It feels good just thinking about it.

(Also you could get off pretty epically. Just saying.)

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why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety 

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its funny how you say non-millennials as if millennials aren’t offended bei every little tiny thing that could possibly happen

being offended by wearing a coat inside is very different to being offended by violent racism but sure enjoy your tea

Taron is actually surprisingly good. The best person I’ve ever trained. He’s a really fast learner. I wanted Taron to look like archery is his second nature. Like it’s fast and dynamic, so he’d shoot an arrow without thinking — Lars Anderson, Taron’s archery trainer. Taron could fire three arrows a second. He could hit moving targets in the air. He was a really impressive archer by the end of the training — Otto Bathurst, director of Robin Hood (2018)

Not to get political but my philosophy is fundamentally that all people should suffer less. That it’s everyone’s responsibility to try to make the world a little better for everyone else. And anyone trying to do the opposite is an asshole who needs to stop.

Created using still images taken by the Cassini spacecraft during it’s flyby of Jupiter and while at Saturn. Shown is Io and Europa over Jupiter’s Great Red Spot.

NASA/JPL-Caltech/SSI/CICLOPS/Kevin M. Gill