my beloved ♥
The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"
And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down
Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!
Anonymous asked:
on date with a dragon help
When in doubt, bite them as hard as you can
undergoing a process of embiggening
good lord
How much water did you ADD?!?
Pokémon trainers be like "omg how did you guess I was a Ghost specialist"
ladies and gentlemen this is your pilot speaking. ummmmm it's bad
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Elegant Green Gecko (Naultinus elegans), family Diplodactylidae, Auckland region, New Zealand
photograph by Dave Laux
Coppery Grass Lizard (Chamaesaura aenea), family Cordylidae, Garden Castle Nature Reserve, KwaZulu-Natal | Drakensberg, South Africa
- Look at those 4 tiny little legs!
photograph by Alandmanson
the greatest logo redesign of all time is the mozilla logo
look at that. the old logo was meh they changed it instead you finally get a SERIF FONT. and it says moz://a. you can type that into ur address bar and it sends you to their website. thats cool as hell. a logo that doesnt look like a URL but it is. how the hell do you even do that
