i make my children eat dog food . LOL no i dont. they still eat dog food. they want to. well ok. they cry when they eat dog food and they say they dont want to eat the dog food. But its really because they want to eat the dog food, and they are crying for another reason. Children are like that. Children are crazy. Children are simple. Its easy to take care of my children. Just give them some dog food. Love thst stuff. They love that stuff. Dog food. Cry about it too, but theyll eat it. Becuase they like it. And i dont have to make them eat it.
“[…] Season four starts with meet Rebecca, and in the end, she did”
john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall
marsgal27
john karkat will be graduating first grade this spring
foetushinata
happy eighth birthday john karkat
today in homestuck
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 9th of July, 2023, is this young man’s birthday. Although it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a (better) name!
What will the name of this young man be?
One time I tried to listen to a true crime podcast (I've never denied being an edgelord with a fascination for macabre shit) but I tapped out halfway through the first episode b/c the people on the serial killer podcast started talking about how being a goth is a sign that someone is probably a serial killer
"An unnatural interest in darkness and evil" Motherfucker that's what your podcast is
The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.
GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)
you are literally so so so right you’re the most correct ever
Lone Tree, Lightening Day - Jivan Lee , 2020.
American. b. ? -
Oil on linen . 70 x 40 in.
[id: An oil painting of large tree just past a road . It is lit by a rising sun. the painting is textured and made up of broad, short brushstrokes/end id]
my girlfriend is able to take like a 20-min nap and bounce back with full energy. idk how she does that. when i lie down i wake up 12 years later in a hospital bed i rip the IV out of my arm and stumble into the hallway the whole building is littered with bodies, i make my way back to my house but my wife and children are long gone
One of my favorite genres of post
I didn’t realize this was about wind I just thought the lady was having a bad day
americans will measure in anything but the metric system
americans will
measure in anything but
the metric system
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
i genuinely dont care if the creation of all media comes to a screeching halt btw i will very gladly live with no new movies no new tv shows no new anything for years if that's what it takes for the people who create them to be treated like human beings. i hope every other facet of the entertainment industry goes on strike too and i hope all the ones that havent unionised yet will. i want media creation to become completely impossible and i want the people who could make it possible again to hold out until they get every single thing they want. btw
Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn't work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn't lose his mind; he'd take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go "hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost".
"Or he'd just fight it himself" no, he would not, for two reasons:
- This represents a fundamental misunderstanding of Mario's central plot structure. Mario always gets his ass beat in his initial encounter with an outside context problem, then spends the bulk of the game going around gathering allies and kicking the legs out from under the outside context problem's support structure.
- This sort of thing clearly falls into another protagonist's idiom, and Mario is a union man – he's not going to scab on Kirby. Perish the thought!
"I wouldn't take-a the food from another video game mascot's plate!"
"I don't think Kirby gets paid for this."
"That's-a not what I said."
*off-screen vacuum sounds*