Y'all have got to stop spreading fake news via the destiel meme, that shit needs to be an accredited source
So I had my laces repeatedly undone by an oversized pigeon today.
While I was retying one shoe, they undid the other. And then proceeded to jump onto the bench to untie the ones I was retying.
Victoria Crowned Pigeon! They are Large and do not fear visitors.
i’m gonna make you a soup
i realize i may have worded this wrong
the funniest part of my appendix removal experience was being wheeled down to the operating room and as we were going my nerves were everywhere so i half-jokingly asked the nurse taking me if she still had her appendix bc i felt not normal for getting mine out on top of having the jitters about being cut open so i was trying to fill the silence and she just.. looked mildly offended while being like “uhhhh. yeah. of course i do” like…. my bad i guess
of COURSE i still have my appendix.. what kind of loser idiot freak doesn’t… now count backwards from ten
You're alive, Bod. That means you have infinite potential. You can do anything, make anything, dream anything. If you can change the world, the world will change.
Neil Gaiman, The Graveyard Book
Listen. Sometimes characters can shut up and wait until the next scene to voice their opinions in private, and you totally planned it that way.
And sometimes they were quiet because they know or believe something no one else does. Now you've got yourself a nifty little subplot/potentially major plot twist dontcha?
This is why i try to add bits about people fidgeting or sharing a glance or something in the background 🤔 doesn't always work but i try.
remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said
this could work. we never tried it
three years ago today, a new me was born
Check out this fucking shit
CHOO CHOO ALL ABOARD MOTHERFUCKERS the transfemme glow up train is leaving the station
Can I throw one in here?
2012-2020 2 years on HRT
If I may...
2016 -> 2023; 2 and half years on HRT 🏳️⚧️
I'd say it worked out pretty well for me 🤷♀️
Fuck it. Feb 14 2021 -> Dec 31 2022
A little over a year on E
Decided to use my favorite pre transition photo from just before my egg cracked. Tbh I made a very pretty boy. I just like being a pretty girl more :3
Jan 2019 - June 2023 (2.5 yr HRT)
2000's nu metal bassist to goth gf pipeline (i do need to play more bass fr)
Oct 2014 -> June 2023 (abt 6 years HRT)
posted on this before, but i took some new bice photos of myself recently, and who am i to deprive tumblr of my cuteness :3c
Nov 2019 -> June 2023. 3.33 Years E
Not my best pics tbh but w/e
oMg i CaNt BeLiEvE a BrAnD iS rUiNiNg tHiS SiTe
mate our business is crashing priests funerals and getting songs about cum to chart, this site will be fine
Today I learned that The Chaser crashed Cardinal George Pell's funeral.
Okay but I need tumblr to understand, the Chaser is not just like A Brand ™ !!! Like this is just a few headlines I could dig up about them
they are pretty much the walking definition of chaotic good
<3
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Starbucks funded the police in Atlanta so here’s their recipes
obsessedwithoverthinking
do you have a link to the images cause they’re a little small and compressed
bluuuscluues
it’s on quizlet, if the images on twitter aren’t any better: https://quizlet.com/122685049/starbucks-training-drink-recipes-flash-cards/
As a Starbucks employee I fuck with this, please make your own it’s so easy and Starbucks is so expensive for no reason. So for syrups: torani syrup is delicious and fairly cheap . For refreshers, I like the fruit punch rockstar with coconut milk or coconut milk creamer (any milk or creamer tastes good too). experiment with other energy drink flavors to see what’s closest or just good. But don’t drink bang because they donate to Trump and we don’t fuck with that. I feel like the teas are pretty self explanatory but if you have q’s lmk. Lastly fraps are so easy to make at home if you have a blender. For the frap roast sub 2 shots espresso or 2 ounces of brewed coffee if you don’t have espresso. The base is not super necessary it just stabilizes the thickness of the drink. then the rest is customizable for flavor and thickness and such so you can pretty much play around with it. Unlike Ben n Jerry’s which is expensive cause they pay their employees fairly and donate to charity, I’ve yet to find a single reason our coffee is so expensive.
fellow barista seconding this!!! although if you are making a frap without base, it’ll probably be a little bit chunky & difficult to sip through a straw, since the base is an emulsifier with smooths out the texture & prevents the ice from clumping together. still delicious tho!!
i really want to get a shrimp tattoo and i cannot get this one incredibly specific scenario out of my head