Bundle of Fun

SHIT

Michael does the thing in the new song

“You should’ve seen the way he was looking at you while you were out.” I smiled a little. “How?” “Like you’re the ocean, and he’s desperate to drown.”

Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

Omg

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

shining-magically:

The Haunted Mansion was down so someone asked if they could have a walking tour instead and this is what happened

Dear Haunted Mansion CMs, Ya’ll are our heros.  Signed, the WDWSisters

THIS IS THE BEST HOLY MOLY

shining-magically:

The Haunted Mansion was down so someone asked if they could have a walking tour instead and this is what happened

Dear Haunted Mansion CMs, Ya’ll are our heros.  Signed, the WDWSisters

THIS IS THE BEST HOLY MOLY

when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you

THIS IS JACKSON ROD STUART HOPPING MY WAY TO HISTORY

Garey, Juliann. Too Bright to Hear Too Loud to See. (via soulsscrawl)

@Calum5SOS: I simply came here to party

potterhead-bamf:

How did I not notice that ‘bitch please’ face before?

Jerri Finch (Belfast, Ireland) - Burning Off, 2011    Paintings: Oil on Canvas

The Snitch. His nerveless fingers fumbled for a moment with the pouch at his neck and he pulled it out. I open at the close. Breathing fast and hard, he stared down at it. Now that he wanted time to move as slowly as possible, it seemed to have sped up, and understanding was coming so fast it seemed to have bypassed thought. This was the close. This was the moment.

i just wanna make u happy as fuck

Never in my wildest dreams could I’ve dreamt up this scene.