washington: wait for it, wait for it. 8:01.
alexander is officially late for the first time ever. alright, let’s do this. who’s got theories?
burr: his alarm didn’t go off.
washington: all three alarms, all with battery backups? come on, who wants to take this seriously?
jefferson: ooh! he was taken in his sleep!
washington: that’s what i'm talking about. super dark, thomas, but way more plausible than burr's idiotic alarm clock theory.
madison: i bet he tucked himself in his bed too tight and got stuck.