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Rishi Sunak

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Official Tumblr of Prime Minister Rishi Sunak

i think one of the funniest things ever is how many rock and metal bands are just four or five identical white dudes with long brown hair parted in the middle. like they’ve gotta be cranking these dudes out in a factory at this point. they don’t even have to be in the same genre, you can find them anywhere. they’re like some kind of metal fungus.

these are all different bands

i would love to argue with this but you will never fucking believe what i look like

Luigi fans who hate Mario are insane because if you ever told Luigi you hate Mario he would start crying and then put his dukes up while still crying

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Anonymous asked:

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED

Do you honest to god think my full name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane

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The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.

De Santis: "Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia."

Trump: "Ron De-sanctamonius you're little pudding fingers boy."

Biden: "Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos."

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Why is Biden in the Republican primary

Got lost

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if you're a bad person you age ugly *photo of celebrity with bad plastic surgery*

but if you're a good person you age well *photo of celebrity with good plastic surgery*