O Antigo Rei do Foda-se

pls ignore everything I ever said I would do. Or wouldn’t do. I’m no longer a reliable narrator about my own activities.

why are hummingbirds so dumb

The Holy Trinity

When you remember the anti-vax movement

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

mutual: we should talk more!

me: yeah!

mutual: 

me:

friend: i’ll pick you up at 10

me at 10:0:01: i guess they’re not coming then

actually it’s more like

oh dear

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

being in a public restroom

being in a public

being

people adding things 2 my posts

your posts

ur blog

u

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

you thinking that comment was necessary

thinking

wen u zoom in

I love this post

love

It just keeps getting better

overused captions

Tumblr’s new layout

tumblr

the internet

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

reblogging

no one told me there was a cat version