I have a son, carlos he is a standard peanut cactus, and I was wondering, as a cacti parent, are there any laws that protect my sons rights, or do only the trees get their existence acknowledged by the law
5 minutes ago I read one of my own tumblr posts completely blacked out forgot it was mine giggled at it and then proceeded to like it
is this what self-love feels like, or am I losing it because of the heat
what do you call a nerd that isn't smart, whatever that is, it's me
#i will now proceed to list every fandom that has had a formative role in my upbringing#and that i continue to bane with my existence#criminal minds#xmen#minecraft#undertale#the escapist#mcu#steven universe#bts#miraculous spoilers#hamilton#the owl house#adventure time#kipo and the age of wonderbeasts#stranger things#how to train your dragon#race to the edge#see#the office
I dont know how long I have to wait until someone talented makes a hannigram edit using the masochism tango
let our love be a flame, not an ember
say it's me that you want to dismember
WoNkY lEtTeRs
made these cause why not....
me leaping over the stands at Wimbledon to ask Jonathan Bailey about crashing
I dont know how long I have to wait until someone talented makes a hannigram edit using the masochism tango
with the strikes going on right now, I finally have no reason not to focus on all the podcasts I have put on hold
fucking hate Claire, it should be Syd and carmy
NO WAYYYY i just saw someone being like "THE DDOS ATTACK WAS FAKED BY AO3 VOLUNTEERS TO GET MORE MONEY TO THE SITE" like bro. bro. i.... this is like the level of tin foil hat conspiracy theorists. whadda hell are you on about
why would they need to do that anyways they always exceed their donation goals
whoever is responsible for the ddos attack on ao3, fyi I am currently attacking your dad's arsehole
I'm going to bed. When I wake up, Ao3 better be up and running, or I'm gonna get involved
maybe the threads migration is a good thing. Maybe in 3 years, no one will be using Twitter, but the queer teenagers. Maybe Twitter is just going through a tumblr phase right now
daily reminder: willne probably has a piss kink
are the WGA strikes the reason why his name is now michael "schmidt"
Chapter 3 | The Death Of Mine
chapter 2 | chapter 3 | chapter 4
The clouds were slowly covering the sky which made (Y/N) worry. She placed her fingers on the side window feeling cold on her skin and observed fleeting images of Birmingham's buildings. She believed it was a bad omen, that not only it persaged deppresing weather and rain but also the carousel of unpleasant events. She knew that it was just a superstition but somehow it made her feel uneasy because there she was, left by her father for God knows how long and… the ride was rather mentally tiring as Thomas was a driver who rarely opened his mouth. Additionally, Jane had to stay in a betting shop since there was a small sitting room upstairs which they turned into a small bedroom for the time she would be there. It was another punch for (Y/N) as she comprehended that she would be alone, even if her maid came with her to keep her company. She had the right to feel disappointed and nobody even tried to change it. As if her staying was just a formality.
BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE APRIL
The oceangate stuff is gonna stir up enough news to promote markipliers Iron Lung movie, cant decide if thats sad capitalism vibe or cruel amusing cynic vibe
"The universe works in mysterious ways, and comedic timing is the only constant"
-- markiplier