wringly
worstsongever
listen to both songs fully/as long as you can handle before voting.
do not base your choice solely on how much you find the artist problematic, please base it purely on the song alone.
#how is temporary secretary not sweeping this whole competition#it sounds like demons are circling around you pointing and laughing at you#it sounds like someone heard a sqeaking rocking chair and thought it's a bop#it sounds like being hammered on the head with a looney tunes mallet#death to this other song it cannot touch the badness manifest in temporary secretary
Nah, you don't get it. Temporary Secretary is an incredible balancing act. It's unlistenably terrible yet impossible to turn off. Listening to it once will imprint that nasally chorus on your mind for all time. Whatever artistic impulse forced McCartney to create this is the same spirit that created The Room, which is insane, because McCartney was already considered a master singer-songwriter at this point in his career. Anyone who has ever listened to it has had to actively seek it out.
On the other hand, #Thirsty offers me nothing. It is the nadir of 2010s millennial culture: a song for frat boys for a demographic already growing too old to use it. There is no sincerity here, none of the weird glimpses of artistic expression that make Temporary Secretary fascinating. It's a void. This is the sound the porcelain makes when the vomit hits it.
Temporary Secretary is an endangered, poisonous frog in the zoo. Being near it is dangerous, but it's fascinating. #Thirsty is an invasive toad that you need to flatten with your Subaru.
very rushed muni drawing.. i love her i hope she explodes
now i might be wrong. but i'm pretty sure these aren't omens. like these are just things that can kill you.
this is like if i said i'm a prophet because i know exactly when you'll die and then pulled out a gun and shot you with it
You can’t ship that the characters have too large a gpa gap which means it’s a power imbalance
what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid
i,... hate.... HUMIDITY!!!!! *starts punching the water molecules in the air around me*
I think you should watch this
oreoprince
yella creens
“handfools of yella crayens”
this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months
The absolute best voice-over for this kind of video.
Listen this took me right back to 1994 crayola art studio which was a nostalgia trip I was not prepared for.
Luvly conversation. :) ….unmute
isaywynaut
They sound like animal crossing villagers omg
