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@rinrinringabell

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outfit idea

This

over this

so that “i have no tits” can be read through the hole

It doesn’t matter what a woman wears. They’ll just talk on and on about their favorite soap operas and drama with their friends.

A smart man will always look for the cool, smooth, plastic hands of a robot to satisfy his needs.

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ringoroadagain

WH

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suicidalmuffinst0rm

isekai about a nyc apartment block getting teleported into a fantasy realm, and how this group of people who previously have only had incidental contact with one another come together to build a vibrant community in their new circumstances. there's a season-long arc about introducing bagels and pizza to the fantasy world that gets into the details of sourcing ingredients, developing new technologies, and learning how to work with supernatural substitutions.

Clarifying question: just the people or the buildings and animal life too?

And does it include random people on the street at the time of the transfer?

oh the whole thing for sure, im picturing the whole city block with a crust of sidewalk just dropped onto the outskirts of a small medieval village. im thinking theres probably a corner store and a couple other things included too, so youve got the people who work there or were shopping at the time of the transfer too.

i hadnt thought of animals but having a whole thing w pigeons would be awesome too; have new york feral pigeons meeting with tamed messenger pigeons of the era, a raccoon that was sleeping in a trash can eats a magical necklace and starts talking. love it.

fucking love this. an army of monster rats descend upon the kingdom, led by a single subway rat under the banner of a half-eaten pizza crust

But they do not anticipate the rise of the Hero, their one, true, and most worthy foe—

THE BODEGA CAT

Meanwhile, in NYC, the patch of fantasy forest that the city block swapped places with is breaking zoning laws, interfering with subway lines, releasing fantastic flora and fauna into the skyscrapers, sewers, and Central Park alike, and dividing residents over the question of what should—or shouldn’t—be done about it. An upcoming mayoral election focuses the city’s underlying anxieties about housing, the environment, coexistence, and changing times onto the ballot.

But the orc who got transported while gathering glowberries isn’t thinking about all of that, even as it threatens their continued existence. Right now, they’ve got only one thing on their mind: making it big on Broadway.

The best thing about being an artist is that you can draw what you want. Until you can't draw it. Then it's horrible being an artist.

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stop just saying fat men are "cute" or "squishy" or "huggable". say they are HOT. say it with your fucking chest. the infantilization of fat men stops NOW.

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btw stop being fucking afraid to say "fat". it's not a bad word nor is it something to be afraid of.

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okay since I've seen seeing it more and more. of COURSE fat people can be cute regardless, but that's not the point im making here. i'm saying that the reluctance to refer to fat people with the same terms of attraction and endearment as skinny people is concerning, particularly when a lot of said terms used often feel infantilizing and demeaning. if you do call somebody cute it absolutely should not be an automatic term for them just because they are fat.

harrowing texts to receive out of context

there are a pair of feral cats that are always hanging out in my landlady’s garden and i watch them sunning themselves from my window almost every day. so we nicknamed them jerma and markiplier and well. jerma is pregnant

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every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

This tag deserves to be seen

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Any episode of Yugioh ever

Kaiba: i play pot of greed which allows me to draw 2 cards from my hand
Yugi: *gasp* he just played pot of greed, which means he can draw two cards off the top of his deck, oh no
Kaiba: ive drawn 2 cards, placing them in my hand thanks to pot of greed
Joey: guys what the heck does that freaky lookin card do i am so Lost
Yugi: kaiba drew the magic card pot of greed, which means he gets to draw 2 new cards from his deck
Kaiba: yes, and with the 2 cards that i drew from my deck using pot of greed, im one step closer to winning this duel that we all know is to determine who gets to move forward in the tournament and get the chance to save their respective loved ones
Yugi: thats right, im not letting you beat me, im fighting for my grandpa, who was kidnapped
Kaiba: yes, your grandpa who was kidnapped april 8th 2004 from your home in domino city, thats who youre fighting for isnt that right
Yugi: yes, thats right im dueling to win back the soul of my elderly grandfather who’s soul was stolen 9 episodes ago in our home that we live in
Kaiba: yes, anyway
Kaiba: after playing pot of greed i drew all 3 of my blue eyes white dragons so say goodbye to exodia

Ready for April fools day Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate ¾ of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

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ignite-mylove-ignite

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

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Images: Screenshot with blue text that reads, “400 Best Sad Depressed Names and Usernames That You Will Like”. The next couple of screen shots are a few names in question. They are:

  • Sadman
  • Sad
  • Skeletor
  • Sad_Time
  • Whimpering
  • Wet
  • in the toilet
  • Imsad

End Images.

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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mattheuphonium

fabulous 

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tockthewatchdog

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

LOUDER

I think the mentality of "why bother doing something if you're not good at it?" feeds directly into "if you're good at it why aren't you monetizing it?". At its core I really think its about commodifying every last shred of labor and experience.

THIS

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Adding that this is literally a huge reason we don’t leave unsolicited criticism on things like fanworks- fanfiction, fanart, fan crafts etc. Because there’s a LOT of people out there who are just doing this for the fun of it. They’re doing it for the same reason people go on walks- to feel good. And receiving crit they didn’t ask for doesn’t feel good.