The Sinister Woodland Battle Map

Welcome to Connor’s new ‘Sinister Woodland’, a large-scale forest battle map with more to hide than a simple standing stone… (Mild arachnophobia warning!)

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"jesse pinkman would love mcr" "jesse would listen to lemon demon"

yall are insane. jesse would listen to pretty fly for a white guy and have no idea it's supposed to be ironic

character playlists aren’t for songs a character would listen to they are for songs that remind me of the character

“x wouldn’t listen to this” yeah no shit this is for when i want to listen to my shitty songs and think about my favorite little characters

can someone tell me what's up with my minecraft? is this a new update or something?

a 12 year old girl would make a pact with a demon just to have two different colored eyes. why did spn never touch on this

S.H. Figuarts Jamiroquai

Oh my god it comes with the furniture

ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit’s back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.

you understand

Oops, my hand slipped–

humanizations of websites have returned. nature is healing, capitalism is the virus

THE FANART

the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman

but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything

What’s funny is how often they’re both wrong. Mulder will be like “the victims all had their livers scooped clean out this is obviously the aliens escalating from cattle mutilation” and Scully will be like “don’t be silly Mulder this is clearly just a serial killer who’s really good with surgical tools” and then it turns out the actual killer is an immortal sewer man who comes out ever quarterly century to feast on human liver.

I cannot stress enough that this is literally the plot of an actual episode

this is the funniest thing in the entire world

derry girls be like i can excuse hatred for the english but i draw the line at homophobia

POV you’re about to play one of the most vile games ever produced

Do not let that rating deceive you this game is a hellhole of deadness and depravity, it starts out as a generic gross out game about a dog who poops on the floor for the first few levels and then at the final level of the game it starts off with you emerging from a doghouse during some kind of nuclear apocalypse with a ghostly demon choir looming over you

Then you have to enter a cat food factory where it’s revealed that all the dogs in town are being diced up and mashed into cans to create cat food. You have to shut the machine down while avoiding buzz saws and spikes and mortar plates covered in blood and dog intestines

Then you push the CEO of the cat food company into a meat grinder and she screams as she gets shredded into cat food and the game abruptly ends

3+!

Wait, what? I

I DIDN’T EVEN SEE THAT

More important takeaways from the notes!!! 😰

ANYWAY HERE IS A LINK TO THE FINAL LEVEL OF THE GAME FOR ALL OF YOU IN THE NOTES SAYING THIS IS FAKE

https://youtu.be/n7bC_kAR-wU

Fantasy RPG Races as Dogs

Human:

Elf:

Dwarf:

Halfling:

Half Orc:

This is the best description of the fantasy races I’ve ever seen. Let me add some more!

Half-Elf:

Tiefling:

Gnome:

Dragonborn:

Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier