Mushroom Man plushie doll by NaBakir
passports…should not expire
actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all
i love it here
Me when I'm about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport
You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle
I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim
“Push ups increased to level 5”
“Writing dialogue increased to level 37”
“Coping mechanisms (healthy) increased to level 18”
M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
cmon, give me jk rowling 🤞
Nothing is sent down from the heavens without having a purpose
Why no one told me that Arashi is the character that kisses Anzu the most In the whole game WHY NO ONE TOLD ME
Shutout to this tiktok that has the screenshots that got me giggling like a bish
Hey guys do I. Actually have to do it
Last night was so crazy….imagine if you wanted a boozy brunch at the ritz with the love of your life but god said NO he has to go be CEO of the most evil company in the world now
OTC BIRTH CONTROL APPROVED BY THE FDA
Add to the list of "things about America I (american) didn't know were not normal worldwide"
