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use heelies to escape ur feelies

(via difficult)

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(via jakesgettingaroundit)

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

Omg I can’t

As a guy I second this.

Do fish know they’re wet

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

Mandy Hale (via realdwntomars)

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

*fantasizes about living alone, healthy, bills payed, with a nice fenced in backyard for my dogs to play*