I have a bad procrastination problem that it will eventually get to the day of my death and I would just be like nahhh i’ll do it tomorrow

For all of our followers that may be going through tough times, hang in there!

you know friend memes???? like something happens between you and a friend and you bring it up occasionally and it like becomes a meme between you two??? like to others they wouldnt get it but so its like a meme for your friends???

i have been informed that what i described is an inside joke

this is one of the best posts ive ever made because its just so fascinating to look through the tags and read all of your friend memes

oh my gOD 

i hAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 29834798234 YEARS

Bohemian Rhapsody (Vocals Only) | Queen

His voice was actual perfection.

I’m sorry, I know I only reblogged this the other day but I just…. It’s…. Wow. There’s never a time for it not to be on my blog.

o mio dio…

THIS IS MY AESTHETIC 

England is beautiful (Source)

I’m screaming

Aloha!

Can we talk about this..?

Excuse me, Mark. Mark. Let me tell you a thing at the risk of possibly sounding a bit weird/creepy without meaning to…

You are attractive, inside and out. Your hair is awesome, you have one of the greatest smiles I have ever seen on a human being, and you have a fantastic voice. You have a kick-ass personality, and you are constantly showing how much you care about us. Hell, you sat through a livestream for hours even when you felt like shit, just to raise money for charity (over $72k, I might add). You have a heart of gold, and you are a beautiful person in every possible way.

That will be all.

can I just add…. the way his eyes light up when he gets really excited about something?

Mark, You are not ugly, you are attractive in appearance and in your personality as well. As these two tumblr users stated above. Why do you think so many of us enjoy you? You’re probably the most amazing person to watch, and be awed by how much you care about other people, even your fans. You always donate money to charities to help people who needs it the most. Please don’t think negative about yourself, we all love you, and we want to see you being happy with the way you look and who you are, and with things you have done with your life. Stay awesome, Mark.

markiplier ( im taggin him incase he hasn’t seen this )

(x)

30 second Markiplier cause why wouldn’t I?

A quick message from Mark

cute domestic egobang where Arin and Danny wake up in the morning and have coffee in their boxers or something while Mochi bugs them for ass pats and Mimi rubs against Dan’s leg

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

don’t forget

*Harsh demonic voice* MORTAL

*metallic voice* FELLOW DECEPTICON

old sport

These. All of these.

Ayyyyeee

The song I used you can find in this post!

is that Marks voice overlayed on the Gravity falls theme? 

It is! It’s from this :3

Vantablack, the blackest material on earth - WTF fun facts

this makes me uncomfortable

I want to make a clothing with this and use white thread

Men’s clothes, right?

My 20 year old 6 foot something skinny beanpole brother is a size medium t-shirt.

My 71 year old 5 foot 8 average weight dad is a size medium t-shirt.

My uncle who is built like Captain freaking America is a size medium t-shirt.

I can wear a men’s size medium t-shirt.

Women’s clothes?

Depends on the phases of the moon, your star sign, and whether you’ve looked at a picture of a chicken recently.

What even.

Accurate.

pokemon would be so convenient inrl tho like if u have a power out BOOM electric pokemon to help, u cold?? YEah fire pokemon!!!!!!!! u want a drink fCK yeah water pokemon!!! u hungry?!!! FRY up that togepi

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.