Things of Interest

Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.

So you’re trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows up. Flicks a switch on its little tumtum. And starts talking to you.

The Rescuers live action adaptation looks good as hell actually

There are also rats who are trained to detect landmines and tuberculosis. Both use the power of their teeny, yet powerful, sniffs.

The TB tests using the rats are cheap and reliable. The landmine detection is very safe as the rats are way too small to set off the explosives!

And when the rat reaches old age, it gets to retire and live a life of relaxation, play, and fresh fruit!

Consider donating to the rats wearing backpacks. I do.

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crabonated beverage?

How to tell when your pun has reached both of its intended demographics

they should keep making botw sequels. every six to seven years a new tragedy befalls hyrule that makes link lose another chunk of himself. with every new game link gets a new alien prosthesis and zelda gets a little bit weirder and more offputting. by the end of the franchise link needs weekly blood transfusions because his body is rejecting all of his parts and zelda is scuttling backwards up walls like "l̴̨͍̀̍͌͝ḯ̸̬̮̤n̷̈́̚ͅk̷̛͈͕̇̊̊̑̽ͅ.̷̥͚͔̝̈́͋.̵̻̱̙͠.̸͕̩̣̜̍̑̕ͅ ̶̞̜̬̖̍̎͑̆̚ͅć̸͔͚̲̹̓̅̈́͜͠ỏ̶̥͎̻̩̫̮͂m̵̗͐e̶̞̜̱̣̽̃̈́ ̵̫͈̃̍̄̉͒f̷̺̦̍͑̒͠i̶̛̛̟̅̋̏̓n̴͕͗̔̅͘ḑ̶͒̾͐͘͘ ̶̧̝̙̝̿ͅm̴͉̺̂̈́̏e̵͚͙̊̓" and hyrule is an unrecognizable shell of what it once was.

dont keep this in the tags

my tears of the kingdom experience so far

Old habits!

Really enjoying totk so far

Breath of the Wild: "Link, climb these mysterious towers to get a better view of the surrounding lands."

Tears of the Kingdom: "Link, we're gonna fire you out of this cannon like the god damn Apollo space shuttle, try and get a couple pictures before you pass out."

Recently bought Tears of the Kingdom and so far, it’s pretty fun! I feel bad for Link though lolol

Tony Hawk's Link's curse™

A 2017 classic updated for the new game.

I always groan when they give me the "you don't have any items now defeat these enemies in your underwear" challenge in both BotW and TotK, but I gotta say, I changed my tune when the challenge turned out to be "get in this monster truck and run over robots. In your underwear."

Inspired.

Oh well at least if I die I get reviv OH ok nevermind I guess

lol tradcons and redpillers are fighting now because they finally realized how uncompatible their ideologies are and its fucking glorious

what happened?

rolo tomassi, "the grandfather of the redpill" or whatever, posted a tweet about how the fastest way to become a "high value man" is to avoid creating families, getting a vasectomy, etc. to which people like ben shapiro and matt walsh took issue with and have been arguing about for quite a while

and moreover, kind of the entire philosophy of the red pill is to have lots of unmarried sex with lots of women, treat women like tissue paper that you can just use and discard, live a hyper individualistic life, measure self worth based on how consumerist you are, dont have kids, dont get married.

now of course all of this goes starkly against what a god fearing religious traditional person would consider a virtuous life, since they are all about abstinence from sex, building big families early in life, strong sense of comunity, modesty, etc

fucking help

all eyes on sag-aftra and the dga

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

here are some more really good neoboards screenshots

how could you forget

Sometimes I just remember Fallout 3 vanilla base game’s ending and I…I just scream into the void

this, fucking this!!