“Anyone would be so lucky to be with you”
I’ve been told this over and over and over
And I believe that every one of them that said it to me meant it
But history keeps repeating
Someone else is always luckier
witches in old fairytales had the right idea. living alone, unmarried, in the middle of the woods, and if a hero stumbled across their cottage they’re like “maybe I’ll give you a magical token to help you out. maybe I’ll fuck up your entire life. depends :)”
the funniest thing wrong with me is that i'm so bad at picking up on social cues that bullying tactics only have a 10% success rate on me
every time you try to hurt my feelings you have to roll a d20 to determine if it has any effect
"how would YOU fix the medical system then 😡" im 17 years old
like i dont need to be a carpenter to see that your ikea chair that impales everyone that sits on it and then shatters was put together wrong but that doesnt mean i know how to fix it
💜 (at New Kensington, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqCoE2XuAuO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
This big boy is already one year old, how is that even possible (at New Kensington, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp_PiajvtPw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Anonymous asked:
Do you know MBTI?
The personality test? Yea I’m familiar with it. I know I am an INFP. But I’ve heard recently it’s a problematic test, haven’t looked into the why but… yea there ya go
These bot accounts are like a mother fucking hydra. You report/block one and two more appear in its place.
So of course… I have a negative balance and I’m still dealing with the damn charge that did it but my bank gets to take my money from my other accounts to offset even tho I need that money to pay bills and take care of my cats but no they just helped themselves to 200 dollars and now I’m ready to end it all cos I have no idea what to do
Im ready @thelastofus @pascalispunk @bellaramsey @msmelanielynskey @nickofferman @merledandridge @druckmann @naughty_dog_inc @hbomax https://www.instagram.com/p/CndV49oLcLC/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
funnytwittertweets
She took in the cats 😂
Can't believe i just watched a cat baby trap her side piece's whole family
God's perfect killing machine.
Idiot.
God's perfect idiot
doing a little two step like its nothing