oh well

Drug money here

UMA THURMAN AS PAMELA ISLEY A.K.A POISON IVY BATMAN & ROBIN (1997)

Enjoy the open road IG @b.tormanen

Why can’t I stop watching this

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

He l p m e

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

The darkest nights produce the brightest stars.

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

“that must be the uvula”

“oh, so its a girl house”

do i….. like this or not? i honestly can’t tell sksksk

I just found a white hair? In my nose?

Um I already ate it?

Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad

I thought it was just memes

A1 maneuvers

the care bears always make fun of bedtime bear bc hes tired all the time and accidentally falls asleep but its only bc he stays up all night to make sure that everyone else sleeps well and to banish nightmares and protect people

@kitthemisfit

when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”

this is funny and awful at the same time

Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares

“Hello? Yes, this whale looks very suspicious. I think he may be trying to get inside a part of the sea that’s not his. Just come quickly.”

So now white people are calling the cops on whales, SMH.

this is the most annoying family ive ever heard

I fully expected it to be a white woman on the phone before I unmuted this.