wanting and not wanting at the same time
a comic for asexual awareness week
Wowowowowowow
This is it. This is IT.

wanting and not wanting at the same time
a comic for asexual awareness week
Wowowowowowow
This is it. This is IT.
anyway in case you don’t know it yet
why are birds so cursed
1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch
2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a haunted ventriloquist dummy
i will never not resent this bird
3. Jacana Bird. This is the most unnecessary cursed nonsense. i deserve an apology for having to look at this. I can feel its fingers stroking my ears
No it does not have SIX FREAKING LIMBS. it’s carrying its stupid creepy spawn under its wings. A+ parents but still, piss off. even the normal 2 legged version isn’t much better
put those AWAY.
4. The Shoebill, which i’m sure we’re all sick of hearing about. this thing is the epitome of a crappy photorealistic cgi disney villainy. i despise this bird.
also this is what they look like standing up. i just feel like i shouldn’t have to deal with that, i really do.
5. Inca Tern. truly, hipsters ruin everything
6. Tragopan. it looks like a star wars species, which i dislike on principle
7. The Secretary Bird. it wears yoga pants.
also i’m uncomfortable with the length of its eyelashes
8. finally, i really dislike this one specific parakeet
in conclusion, these birds exist to haunt me and this knowledge is a burden. birds exist to observe our sin; always watching, they are filled with malice. flee from them
this was intended as an humorous post but based on replies some of u have been genuinely cursed i think
More Disney Jonathan Harker, who has no qualms about his work trip whatsoever and is quite looking forward to meeting this Count fellow. Previous Harker and the Beast/Disney Dracula artwork can be found here.
(Appearance wise, he’s largely based on the Keanu Reeves Jonathan Harker.)
It’s that season again! There’s more in the pipeline, but take an old favourite to tide you over.
Drac is back, children.
a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this
reblog if ur a striminal
nice.
I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.
Imagine if the rapture happened and this was how you found out.
I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted
alright i am readyto catch it
toss me the object and i will catch it because im peepared
here you go little buddy
I don't trust Google, I trust the science side of tumblr. My phone's screen is cracked underneath the screen protector, will i get cancer from all the radiation that's seeping out??
who is the most lgbt saw character ever
To me its Adam, we love a gay trans masc here ‼️
The first Saw is definitely the gayest Saw, I mean we all saw how Larry watched Adam when he smoked that cigarette come on now. Don’t worry doctor, we love a bisexual here its okay
Yooooo 🤑🤑🤑🇹🇷⚔️🇬🇷
Hope a seabird or a wild eagle swoops down and takes your meals
Ok but i hope a rotten hand grabs ur throte & throttles U while swanging U around hard
Like disabled main characters who's disability actually comes up?
Like characters of color but not in the mood for stories on racism?
Tempted by the thought of romance at ages of 30+?
Does the idea of stories so queer you'll hesitate before calling any character a "man" or a "woman" make you think "Ah, yes pronoun shenanigans, just like my discord used to make"
And you into an abundance of strong, diverse female and nonbinary characters?
Do you fight for women's wrongs?
I know rep-only recommendations can be annoying, but I'm trying to grab your attention to promote some indie media. Luckily, though, this post isn't rep-only!
And if you aren't in the mood for a new thing right now, consider reblogging! Maybe even ping a friend who might be into this! You love supporting queer indie creators, right?
“ough”
“among us”
go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish
quite close to the coast of Ascension island. i'm a pretty good swimmer, i could make it. and they speak english there, so i'd fit in. ez breezy