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Radical

@rift-master / rift-master.tumblr.com

Hey there, I'm Rift. I'm a 25 year old pure platinum fighter at heart, giant robot enthusiast, lover of games, dames, movies, cartoons and comics, and the foremost authority on all things "Radical!". Icon by @hirosekoudesu on twitter

one of my single greatest flaws as a human being is that i still think using 4chan greentext to narrate events is extremely funny

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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

this summer i will learn italian and french and russian and run a marathon everyday and work for three months and get fifty new ear piercings and read every work of high literature ever created and watch every movie. but most importantly just chill and relax