"i hate kids!" "i hate babies!"wow youre so cool should we throw a party would you like that

oof id be so pissed off if that wasnt the sound they used

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With the release of Oppenheimer, I'm anticipating having to use this argument more

Hey btw there's no such thing as "apolitical" and even if there was Warhammer fucking 40,000 sure as fuck wouldn't be it

Do you even realize how fucking stupid you sound tagging this as "satire" while trying to say that nothing about 40k is satirical?

The meme is satirical, not everything is politcal just because you believe it and apolitical indeed exists. You’re the one sounding fucking stupid and projecting it on me.

Being "apolitical" is, in and of itself, a political statement. And it's one Warhammer doesn't make.

This lady flexing her meth-induced weight loss #journey on quora… ok werq

hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye

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If my boss emailed me in space while paying HIS debt saying my wife's cooking is mid as hell, I'd just crash the ship and kill myself

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