put this in the MOMA

flower boy

So, I drew this thing the other day. It started with me not wanting to draw the mouth and ended up as a poem. I hope you like it :)

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“What’s in a name?

That which a rose by any other name,

Would smell as sweet.” 

But what if that rose

Is ripping you apart?

It crawls up your throat,

Thorns piercing the tender flesh

As it fills your mouth.

It’s all you can taste.

It multiplies,

The mass shredding your jaw in half.

No matter how many times you try to sew it close,

The rose will not be stopped,

It will continue to grow.

Just as the wound starts to heal,

The rose rips it apart again. 

And again.

And again. 

But it’s such a pretty flower,

How could it be anything other than innocent and pure?

It fills your nose now,

Spilling out of your nostrils

Until it’s all you can breathe.

It doesn’t stop there.

It surrounds your brain now,

Thorns holding the organ hostage

Until it’s all you can think of.

It doesn’t stop there.

It’s spilling out of your eyes now,

Vines trailing down your face like tears

Until it’s all you can see. 

When will it stop?

Such a pretty rose

With the sweetest aroma,

But no one can see the destruction.

No one can see how it ails you.

No one can see how sick you’ve become

Because of the pretty rose.

All you can do

Is watch as it consumes you,

As you implode. 

What’s in a name?

That which a rose by any other name

Would smell as sweet

As it tears you apart without remorse.

Such a pretty flower, isn’t it?

#me at social gatherings

RNC attendees tried to hide a demonstrator’s “No racism, No hate” sign with an American flag. Clearly they failed to see the irony. The protester was from the Code Pink group — who haven’t been slowed down by this at all.

Using an American flag to cover up someone calling for an end to racism and hate is the best metaphor I’ve seen in a long time for the GOP.

Oh nothing, I’m on drugs..

I felt this on a spiritual level.

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

edgar allen bro

Oh my god

holy shit

“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro, Whether reddit sent, or whether romcoms tossed thee here ashore, Barely known yet still entitled, holding now your Tom Waits vinyl, Begging me for something primal, tell me truly, I implore Is this–is this shit for fucking real? Tell me, tell me, I implore! Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro, By the mores that you abuse thus, by those films we both adore, Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, by stalking me through Facebook, You have gained a twisted outlook of whom those tropes are for, Paint a rare and radiant dream girl whilst you remain a bore, Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

“Be that slur our sign of parting, creep or douche!” I shrieked, upstarting, “Get thee back to lonely anguish and your friend’s used comic store! Leave no white rose as a token of the lust you claim heartbroken, Leave my scathing words to soak in! Quit the name calling of ‘whore’, When you lust for every girl, but when they say nay they are whores! Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

And the friendzoned, never scoring, still imploring, still imploring, On some fetid old subreddit for a girl who will adore The nicer guys and not the “douchebags”, unaware that it’s a red flag To be his soulmate o'er him learning they both like the movie Thor To fuck him for being nerdy even though he is a bore, Then she says no–fucking whore.

that internal rhyme scheme is a fucking master class

re-rebageling for the improved version of what i did, because fuck yeah

Dolly’s absolute amazingness aside… She is who she wants to be, and shows herself as she wants to. Anyone who sees her as a joke is in fact the joke themselves and I’m quite happy to laugh at them.

The real joke is that she’s the one finding it, not the government.

She purposely does this, y’all. I have been fascinated by her for years and she has purposely crafted this and people reacting like this is her intention. She is a master. Like, how many country artists can get away with openly being a queer ally and funding AIDS research and COVID research and all this other stuff and yet still I defy you to find a person–no matter how conservative–who will say anything worse than ‘she’s trashy’ to you–but it can’t even insult her because she says she’s trashy!! She is so good at this y’all. A master at the whole concept of reclaiming and owning one’s image. All hail Dolly.

Windex isn’t carbonated 

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

this was a historical moment in television

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

By the way, folks… We’re super engaged. Just fyi. :P

Well, we never got around to making a wedding gif, but still super-married and loving it. Happy Valentine’s Day!

I mean … how can you not reblog? 

i feel like it’s a sin not to reblog this.

honestly ^

I can’t resist this post.

Same Kev, same. *big sigh*

theres alot you could say about this

In another episode, Daphne is bound and gagged and covered with a sheet. Velma identifies her immediately based solely on her muffled grunts.

8 Struggles of Being a Highly Intelligent Person

Finally, someone put it in words.

Someone try this