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THE lusty argonian maid

@riberstyx

slight cicero apologist

Hello! This is me, devoted skeletons. Have fun coming here on Tumblr! I hope you enjoy it here as much as I do :)

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mwah i love you

tee hee hee [lays in barrow nook]

Dear diary,

Torbjorn is soooooo handsome, I just love the way he says "kren sosaal"! I wish I was brave enough to tell him, but whenever I see those glowing blue eyes and that handsome mottled grey chin, I just freeze up. I'm so frustrated, I almost HOPE someone comes and raids the barrow so I can beat them to death...

I'm fed up with how Hrefna the Storm-Weaver thinks she can boss us all around. Nirn to Hrefna, the dragons died out thousands of years ago, the only thing you're a priest of is silly masks! She does know how to sing, though, I'll give her that.

Idea! If I can get Hrefna to teach me how to sing, maybe I can sing something marvellous and make Torbjorn notice me! I'll have to play it cool, as if I'm just singing to myself while I stack the wheels of cheese, at a convenient moment when he just happens to be coming by... Or I could hide his big Draugr Death Overlord helmet to make sure he comes by. I don't want to get stabbed again, though... What do I do?!