from the full riverdale finale. i'm sick

you can't make this shit up

I know deer are like 500 pounds of muscle but they LOOK like they're hollow. I should be able to knock on a deer and hear a metallic echo. that's what God intended but something went wrong

if you hit a deer with your car that deer should just fall apart gently at the seams and not leave a scratch. instead You die in an explosion. somethings not adding up.

They look hollow bc what you see as a deer is just the mask of their true form perceivable to us

hi! never say that again please!

They look hollow because it’s just the Wii music playing between their ears.

I just feel like that's probably not correct💜

but you can't keep holding on like this.

girl help she's going for the bread

omg not the bread

I wanted this to be a just a sketch at first (hence the hairy lineart), but then I bullied myself into drawing a background, because I can't draw backgrounds, so now it's... this. Something inbetween, not quite a sketch, not quite a fully rendered artwork.

They are drinking beer. That's the whole idea.

This is Sebryn Vex! He's a drow ranger. Tfw you wake up on the illithid ship and your ex husband is there.

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

Good points. Wait what was that first thing

This is Sebryn Vex! He's a drow ranger. Tfw you wake up on the illithid ship and your ex husband is there.

"pointillism is sexual" is certainly a bold claim by tumblr but for once i think we should hear them out on this

Imagine being a tuna (Atlantic bluefin, Thunnus thynnus). You are a super predator, over six feet long and almost a ton. You are as beautiful and shiny and mercilessly efficient as a sports car, a true marvel of the sea. But you taste so fucking good

I agree with you and also think this is some kind of philosophical point. Cruel efficiency will not save you when you have soft delicious insides

i have good news for the person who wrote that tag and bad news for sports car drivers

magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end

who fucking reblogged this as ben ten

girl i know i love old boats and they got into accidents all the time and i wouldnt exactly regard an ocean liner as a not horrifying mode of transport but i just remembered we used to have those fucking balloon airships. i dont like planes myself but thank god we started making air transport out of shit that wasnt 100% flammable

domt like that

girl they used to catch fire for no reason and kill everyone

THAT WAS ONE TIME

it happened a few times

Greatest $20 I've ever spent in my life

thanks to @sovenasark for the SEAMLESS edit!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the greatest thing ever done to a Magic card.

i'm gonna go home and draw

ⓘ Misinformation check: He's not going to draw when he gets home. This user is known for often lying about this.

hey man what the fuck. untrue

ⓘ Misinformation check: This user has not drawn in weeks.

dude come on

ⓘ Misinformation check: He doesn't remember how to.

"who the hell closed last night" -the opener

Thansk

fuck you I've changed and grown as a person. social media old man yaoi