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I have little idea of what I'm doing but isn't this a lot of fun

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Something I feel should be part of Lex Luthor's characterization that I don't think is ever explored enough:

He has no interest in discovering Superman's secret identity.

He does not believe that Superman HAS a secret identity.

Why would he? Superman gives lengthy, tell-all interviews to the Daily Planet in which he makes it clear that his name is Kal-El, that he is an alien from the planet Krypton, and that he stays in a crystal fortress in the Antarctic.

Lex has no reason to suspect that Superman might even desire a normal human life, with a wife and son and office job in a dying medium. He's an alien from another planet with immeasurable abilities and strength. All that wholesome aw-shucks posturing is just an act; obviously Superman would never want to live among humans, he wants to dominate them.

After all, if Lex had Superman's power, that's exactly what he would do with it.

Lex is a narcissist! He can barely see beyond his own nose, and he would never, ever, for one moment suspect that Superman would actually be Clark Kent, that straightlaced, soft-spoken journalist who still wears double-breasted suits. Everyone knows his wife wears the pants in that relationship.

Even the fact that Superman is mostly seen in Metropolis wouldn't seem suspicious to Lex. After all, in his mind, he's the only person who has Superman's number, the single biggest threat to his unchallenged superiority over mankind - and he lives in Metropolis too.

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it really is sad that algorithmic feeds have broken peoples' brains so badly. people really do come here and go "wait, i have to CHOOSE who i follow to get posts on my dashboard???" because a social media site working the way they were always supposed to work is so alien now. people will assume the site is a ghost town because they don't follow enough active users. there has to be a constant stream of New Content every time you refresh, regardless of whether or not said Content is any good

you can never just get caught up on your feed and put the phone down, because that's not what tiktok and insta and twitter and facebook have conditioned users to expect. putting the phone down means you're not looking at more ads and generating revenue for the site. when you venture off of the following feed twitter's algorithm is very transparently designed to show you bait tweets and other things that will make you angry, because getting people to argue is one of the easiest ways to drive engagement. it's no wonder threads just launched with no following feed whatsoever, just an infinite stream of algorithmic slop. these sites don't want you to curate your own experience because then you might develop a healthier relationship with them. that's not what they want. they want addiction

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*coughing blood and covered in wounds, on one knee, gripping my sword planted on the ground… And yet, smiling* Heh… And yet, despite everything… *I start glowing with mysterious power* I stay silly!

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This is why I hate competitiveness in the arts. I hate award shows. I don’t care about box office/sale returns or what most critics have to say (most of my favorite movies and album releases went overlooked by audiences or panned by critics).

If we expect too much based on the approval of others, nothing will ever get done.

“Detective. What if I told you that God and the devil made a wager, a kind of standing bet for the souls of all mankind?| “I’d tell you to stay on your meds.|Humor me. No direct contact with humans. That would be the rule. Just influence. See who would win.| “Okay, I’m humoring you. Why?” |Who knows. Maybe just for the fun of it. No telling. |Oh, so it’s fun? It’s fun when a man beats his wife to death? It’s fun when a mother drowns her own baby? And you think the devil is responsible? People are evil, Mr. Constantine. People.| “You’re right. Were born capable of terrible things, but then sometimes something else comes along and gives us just the right nudge.” |Well, this has been real educational, but... I don’t believe in the devil. | “You should. He believes in you.
Constantine (2005) dir. Francis Lawrence

u know what we don't talk about enough

this. what does this mean?? '24 HR scientific services'?? what services? is he just for hire? is he a scientist for hire? what in the world do people hire their local disgraced nuclear physicist to do??

i have two (2) theories on this:

  1. he set up the business in the vain hope of finding actual science work but in practice you can hire him to do basically Whatever (guy seems to be in financial difficulties he's not fussy) eg come repair your TV. he might not do a great job but you are guaranteed an interesting time.
  2. the entire business exists as a front for money laundering or similar criminal activity

yeah i think ur right, it's a bit of both

another possible function of the fake business is that, as various ppl have pointed out, it's kind of weird in terms of Zoning that Doc's 'house' is in what is clearly not a residential area so it's possible he registered it as a fake business

Keke Palmer's boyfriend and the father of her baby publicly shamed her for her outfit and it's the audacity of someone we only know as "Keke Palmer's boyfriend" to target his hardworking significant other, the mother to his baby like this

The comments on his Instagram are cracking me up

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We’re having a good time laughing at him, but I want to make sure that everyone understands that this was an act of intimate partner abuse. 

We can’t know what was said in the privacy of their home, but what we all witnessed was Daulton’s attempt to exert control over Keke and create punishment for her by slutshaming her to the entire world, using specifically patriarchal and misogynist language to underscore exactly what mindset this behavior comes from.

This happens all the time in controlling and abusive relationships, and many of us have seen it in our own social circles. Unfortunately, for Keke, this part played out in front of the entire world. I hope for her sake and her child that it didn’t escalate further behind closed doors.

Hard agree. As I read the first part of this I thought it was just some random guy slutshaming her. My eyes when I realized it was Keke Palmer's current boyfriend saying this? too big even for emoji.

There is no reason on Earth for him to have made that complaint public. (obviously no reason for the complaint, period.) That is the tip of a toxic iceberg. Any issues he has with his partner should stay between him and his partner. The fact that he's out in public with this is a huge sign that what goes on in private is much, must worse, as Amadi points out.

I hope Keke is able to get away from him safely.

I was gonna say “what you think he had insurance???” but 1) at least in the early aughts to mid-teens, NY was one of the less excruciating states to get medicaid in, and 2) he was a minor and it’s a LOT easier to get medicaid for a minor, especially when said minor’s legal guardians are retirees on fixed incomes I’d wager.

So yeah they’re all just fuckin dumbasses! I love them.

This is why I think it would be peak comedy for the radioactive spider to be of a non-venomous species and for there to be a scene of a new Peter Parker/Spiderperson looking up the spider’s features or posting a photo to an identification subbredit before being informed of the fact that nothing will happen

entemologist reddit: oh yeah, that one’s venom isn’t strong enough to cause anything other than a bit of localized pain at the bite site, no worries.

Peter Parker the next morning, stuck to his ceiling: Well someone fucking LIED!!!!

The venom corrected my vision and jacked up my abs! Now I have super anxiety and can jump high.

on the subject of mental illness in horror: in a lot of horror movies/stories there’s a character who had previous experience with the monster(s) and “went mad,” whatever that means to the writer, and I always wonder what happens to them afterward

I think you know the trope I mean, where the protagonist goes to see this person in a mental institution (or, depending on setting/time period, the family attic) and this person is mumbling and gibbering and snatching at the air, or maybe they’re catatonic until they start screaming something incoherent but ominous that turns out to be relevant to the plot later on

part of this “madness” is supposed to be the result of severe trauma, though I don’t really know if trauma produces Horror Movie Madness symptoms, but mostly it’s the other characters going “haha, they’re talking about monsters so obviously they’re crazy" and writing them off as lost causes. meanwhile, we the audience know that the monsters are real, because we wouldn’t be here otherwise, but we’re also meant to be scared in advance because this person was so scared they “went mad”

(though how much of that “madness” is a direct result of their experience and how much is the effect of being disbelieved, laughed at, and eventually locked up, with the possibility of some really ghastly period-appropriate “treatment” thrown in? that I don’t know.)

anyway… after it’s been discovered that the monsters are real, does anyone ever go back and let this person out? like “look, we’re really sorry we didn’t believe you, but it turns out you were totally right about the monsters” and also “let us help you process the trauma we now know you really experienced in a respectful and appropriate fashion”

I mean just validating their experience would probably do wonders for their state of mind, and if it’s one of those stories where the monsters get destroyed that would also help a lot (”you were right about the monsters, but we killed them all so it’s okay now”)

of course sometimes there’s no such validation possible, because the protagonist either dies or comes out the sole survivor with no witnesses to corroborate their story, and presumably in the latter case they take warning by their predecessor’s fate and keep their mouth shut about what they saw

but even then it’d be nice if said protagonist went back to visit and just whispered I believe you. I saw them too. What happened to you was real.

i want to read that story.