OK, Tumblr, let's play a game! RT for maximum chaos!

I discovered you can't edit posts that contain polls or reblog them, which complicates things. I'm pinning this post to my profile as a starting point for the story/game.

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I'VE GOT FROGS???

WHERE DID THEY COME FROM??

I keep forgetting the frogs are there, and then I swipe over them and they ribbit and it's great.

Did one of you get me frogs?? Does everyone have frogs now?? What's going on?

Thanks, if you got me frogs, they're great!

take me down to uncanny valley where the grass is weird and the girls are unsettling

happy pride month to this post specifically

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

celebrities will really be like “i am non-binary” and people will just ignore it

gerard way will literally be like “i used to dress in women’s clothes at school and i really enjoyed it” “i don’t really identify with masculinity and i have considered myself to be a trans girl” “this self-insert character i created and portrayed in a series of music videos is a non-binary lesbian” and people will just be like “oh yeah gerard is a man, he’s male. definitely of a masculine gender”

janelle monae has come out as non-binary, publicly, in magazine interviews, TWICE now and ppl are like oh yeah! janelle is a woman. she’s female. 100% womyn

BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG WILL LITERALLY WRITE A SONG ABOUT HOW HES BEEN CROSSDRESSING FROM A VERY YOUNG AGE AND WEAR THONGS ON STAGE AND SOMEONE WROTE “BILLIE JOE IS ACTUALLY A CUTE YOUNG LESBIAN” ON HIS ASS ONE TIME AND PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE WOW THAT SURE IS A MALE DAD

Suzy Eddie Izzard will state time and again that she's genderfluid and half y'all will say she's a trans woman while the other half still insist she's a man.

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

legendary

What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

1 note WTF.

@foolishly-snowy

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

still not-works

still + notworks = stotworks.

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Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Did the man get his camera

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

ZERO NOTES STILL?? WHAT HAPPENINGING?

I've only seen this as a cute camera post before. This one has gone off the rails in so many ways??

Happy Pride!

Source: https://twitter.com/lakkabrah/status/1664257972866785283

Doctor Beverly Crusher @SpaceDocMom You should no more have to ask your health care workers to mask up than you should have to ask them to wash their hands. These things should be automatic and are not a patient's burden to ensure. emojis: black heart, blue heart, masked 12:59 PM · May 30, 2023

Happy Pride!

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

It's that time again!

Since tumblr only allows ten options, some duos had to be left out, but feel free to mention them in the tags!

SPOT!!!

Grudge is a good second, though.

this post leaves out the funniest part of this interaction

how is it that this is like *exactly* how Marvel and Disney Star Wars fans talk about movies

Oh dear.

So as some of you may know, I love to point and laugh at bad legal arguments. And as fun as legal dumpster fires are when they are made by people who aren’t lawyers but think this whole “law” thing seems pretty simple, it’s even funnier when an actual, barred attorney is the person dumping gallons of kerosene into the dumpster.

And oh boy folks, do I have a fun ride for y’all today. Come with me on this journey, as we watch a lawyer climb into the dumpster and deliberately pour kerosene all over himself, while a judge holds a match over his head.

Part two! My apologies for the accidental cliffhanger.

When we left off, a second attorney had just entered the picture, a Mr. "Steven Schwartz." However, I had recognized his name from somewhere...

I know most of you are here for the cats and the chaos, not the law, but I've been keeping an ear out on this case, because pretty much as soon as I heard they were trialling AI for legal stuff, I figured someone would be dumb enough to do this. And sure enough...

Part of what makes this aggravating is that after you've been doing it a little while, legal research isn't hard. It's time consuming, sure, and you can potentially chase down rabbit trails of caselaw forever, but it's not like other professions where you might have a lot of separate databases to trawl through--with very little work and very few exceptions, you can find the bulk of American law in Lexis or Westlaw, and most of it is also posted free on government websites, though in less easily trawlable format. It's the law; it has to be accessible. So it's not like you'd have to put in much effort to check your citations, and you should never trust an out-of-context quote anyways! It could mean something totally different in the context of the case it came from.

This was a deeply stupid move. I have to assume that the attorneys who did this are of the particular flavor that's not tech savvy enough to know better than to trust new toys, but they really kept digging when they should have stopped.

I hate ChatGPT and everyone who is trying to persuade us to use it so much.

feeling Bad, I’m gonna go on petfinder and find the most bizarre cat names possible, will report back with any notable ones

notable entries:

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might i add

I love them all.

mr president another dril tweet has manifested itself into reality