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lush employee pouring actual dirt into my hands: so I noticed u have dry skin and greasy hair and have no friends because you’re ugly and this will help with all that :) and it’s only $87 :)
Good morning lets not make any excuses today
the hell is this
It's my homegirl Toshiba telling you not to make any excuses today tf
They’re streaming Coachella on WeChat in China and I’m losing my mind at this poor censor who was trying to move this black box around to censor the dancers’ asses while Megan Thee Stallion was performing “WAP.” Someone please find the clip and post it on here, I can’t explain how funny it was to watch this black box frantically bounce around from ass to ass while being controlled by a man desperately trying not to lose his job
he's trying his best
Gay people are really doing things with the English language
deepthroating the bong because I got confused
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deepthroating the bong because i am completely lucid
Sometimes I'm a boy or a guy but I'm never a man. "Man" as a term is too serious for me. Men do taxes. Guys commit tax fraud
You know who else commits tax fraud?
Well don't be a fucking snitch, muscle man
Oh. Okay.
[ID: Muscle Man in a blue sweater. /end ID]
Losing my mind over this
Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time
my mouse is. dying
@liquidstar i’m afraid taking him somewhere will make it worse… whenever he moves he makes a depressed little cry that sounds a lot like the windows disconnecting noise
OH. ILL GO FUCK MYSELF THEN I GUESS.
