when june 1st hits
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
slavery
when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store
aciddd-angel
why the fuck would this be my reaction
suctioning
You must not have a best friend
my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”
my life is a joke
i am a sucker for the typical stoic fictional man who is actually so soft for his s/o. who buries his nose into the crook of your neck and wraps his arms around your waist whenever he can. maybe he’s not always good with his words, but for you? god. he literally hands you his heart on a silver platter
That’s right!
Hopper’s plushie is now available, so you can have your own personal menace storming around your home, hoarding your valuables and being really-really cute!! (Don’t mention that last part though)
Give Me My Money Back Ea-Nasir Bracelet • $15.00
Dress like an ancient Babylonian Karen with this bracelet.
- A rose gold finish (I know it’s not copper but it looks like copper)
- Diameter of 2 inches, thickness of 0.25 inches, and circumference of 6 inches.
About the Artist
This design was created by Justin. When not helping us make fun products for the tumblr shop you can find him riding his bike.
“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go
when a mutuals struggling but you know you can't say anything to help so you just like their post and hope they know they're not alone
Hello, Potato Lovers.
youtuber showing off his new redstone megabuild pistons and slime blocks and repeater lines running up and down and all around and he hasnt explained AT ALL what it does but when he powers it on your room starts shaking and the lights start flickering and he looks directly into his crap webcam with jet black eyes and just says 'it is done.' and the video abruptly ends and when you check twitter to see if any of his fans have had the same experience your feed is filled with the news that the pope just turned into a dirt block live on television
The 9 Billion Names of God, Arthur C. Clarke (1953)
the pope is a cube and youre handing out book recommendations .