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@reynaavilaramirezarellano

18 | he/they | genderfluid and pan | black | adhd and autistic

One of the guys at work started laughing at me and I was like what's so funny and he goes "I've never seen anyone look so defeated" 😭😭 I was like, dude I'm exhausted and he just went "My secret is a hot cup of coffee with cocaine" DUDE 😭😭😭😭😭

I love old people who've been working at one job forever they'll just say anything that comes to mind

Another time another old guy at work was like "We wouldn't HAVE any of these problems if we had a UNION" and one of my coworkers was like, dude shut up we can't talk about this during work, and he was like "THAT'S BECAUSE WE DONT HAVE A UNION" even louder and it was so funny

Why are Lesbians like this ? .Do they take pleasure in attacking everything sacred ? .Or just love sexualizing those that take vows of Chastity ? .

.... Nunneries, specially during the renaissance were a safe heaven for a lot of lesbians or women who didn't want to marry... So this is a historically based joke you dumb bitch

Seems a bit unfair to single out the funny ladies making a joke on tiktok for sexualizing nuns when porn and the spirit halloween store exist. 

Anonymous asked:

what does the revolution must not be televised mean?

He just casually gave us like 20 gems. It's the graceful intent of black poets that keeps oral history of our people going.

[Transcript:

Well, you know, the—the—the catch phrase, what that was all about, "the revolution will not be televised," that was about the fact that the first change that takes place is in your mind. You have to change your mind before you change the way you live and the way you move. So when we said that the revolution will not be televised, we were saying that like... that—that—that the thing that's going to change people... is something that no one will ever be able to capture on film. It will just be something that you see and all of a sudden you realise, "I'm on the wrong page," or "I'm on the right page but I'm on the wrong note. And I've got to get in sync with everyone else to understand what is happening in this country." But I think that the Black Americans have been the—the only real die-hard Americans here, because we're the only ones who... who carried the process through the process, that everyone else has to sort of like... skip stages. We're the ones who marched, we're the ones who carried the bible, we're the ones who carried the flag, we're the ones who tried to go through the courts, and—and—and being born American didn't—didn't seem to matter. Because we were born Americans but we still had to fight for what we were looking for. And we still had to go through those challenges and those processes.]

Imagine showing up to work one day and people are like "jesus fucking christ there's a corpse in here", herd you to the back room and everyone who sees you also agrees that there is now a dead body where you are sitting, with the appropriate amount of shock and disgust about it. You figure it's some kind of a prank that they're pulling, but also the people that you know aren't into pranks, or aren't very good actors, are treating you like a corpse. They go weirdly back and forth between talking about you as if you're not there, and politely asking you to stay still while they figure out who you're supposed to call in case of a dead body randomly appearing.

Paramedics show up, study you thoroughly and agree that while they can't see any apparent sign of death, you are, indeed, dead, and ask you to climb aboard the ambulance. You're taken to the temporary corpse storage that hospitals have.

On the way there you ask them whether this kind of shit happens often, and while they won't look at you, the paramedics agree that they've never had a talking corpse before, though they won't question the fact that you're moving on your own.

You're eventually led to a morgue, where you're shown a slab to lay on, and at this point you don't really even question it, you just climb onto the Corpse Shelf and lay down, maybe have a little nap, with no idea what's going to happen next.

Then you wake up to someone walking into the morgue, who has the shit scared out of them when you move, and they're like "dude what the fuck, you're not supposed to be here, this place is for storing dead bodies" and when you're like "aw man sorry I thought I was a dead body" they have no idea whether you're joking and they don't care, you're just chased out of there.

And you just kinda go home and take a shower, show up to work normally the next day and nobody questions it.

And basically that's probably how those ants feel when scientists spray them with the Pheromone That Dead Ants Smell Like, and just hang out at the dead-ant-pile until the smell wears off.

PSA to my white friends and followers: In the wake of a phenomenally important guilty verdict in the Derek Chauvin Trial, I’d like to remind you all that the fallout of this case will likely mean more police violence against our Black friends and neighbors, not less. Looking at the statistics in the weeks leading up to this verdict shows that this is already the case. Police in this country are angry that society is beginning to hold them accountable for their abusive actions, and they are looking for revenge. So if you see a cop interacting with a BIPOC, DO NOT walk away. Video record if you can (and as long as it doesn’t further jeopardize the safety of the BIPOC involved), but absolutely do not walk away. It is critical that we do our part and look out for people, and make cops think twice about abusing their powers of authority and near-immunity to murder citizens people.

do you think there’s ever been a point in the avatar cycle where everyone was just waiting for them to pop up in one of the water tribes, but instead they reincarnated into one of those waterbending swamp hicks in the earth kingdom? because I really like the idea of a swamp avatar with a little leaf hat and a southern drawl.

so apparently with the tribes that have, like, discrete sites of power, the Avatar would rotate where they were born. Which for Air meant it would go something like Northern->Western->Southern->Eastern, and for the water tribe meant it would alternate between North and South, which is part of why the Southern Tribe had been so depleted; Sozin knew that was where the next Avatar would be born.

but. The swamp is ABSURDLY connected to the spirit world, and definitely should have gone into the rotation, and I’m just. Just imagining. An AU where Aang didn’t make it and Sozin just assumed the Southern tribe was next and anyway twenty years later this goddamn fully realized hick from the sticks Avatar emerges from the swamp and puts the hurting on the fire nation.

Instead of a polar bear dog or whatever, their animal companion is an alligator.

I see your ‘Aang didn’t make it’ au and raise you

KORRA FROM THE SWAMP TRIBE AU