Tooru Oikawa x Reader x Wakatoshi Ushijima

Genre: Angst, Fluff

• Warning(s): break up

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request :  would it be possible to request Ushijima bf texts similar to the ones you did for kenma?

warnings : ushijima calls you a simp

a/n : thank you sm to the person who requested this – i really hope you like it!! i have a huge soft spot for ushijima so i was excited to write this one – also ty sm for helping me realize my mf ask box wasnt even open bc my settings were screwed up

bruh there are about 20 posts on my page about big tiddy committee bc of all the beautiful anons + Alex @hqstuffsforme + Kayla @janellion

IF YOU’RE NOT CAUGHT UP YET: official big tiddy committee members

Warnings: Future!Haikyuu

• the man weighs 87 KG 
• 87!!!
• This whole shit show begins when Atsumu flashes Bokuto’s man tiddies at a fan meet 
• So now you and Bokuto are scrolling through twitter, you on top of him, reading the thirst 
• Bokuto pats his tiddies absentmindedly 
• “Y/n, do I have the biggest tiddies?” he asks self-consciously 
• You laugh, patting his chest as well
• “If you’re lonely, why don’t you start a club, baby,” you tease 
• Seconds later, Bokuto announces the creation of the big tiddy committee on twitter
• oh my god you were totally kidding 
• It’s too late
• “Y/n, love of my life, will you please be the manager" 
• Cue golden puppy eyes 
• "Kou, what am I even supposed to do???”

• Another big boy at 90 kg (he’s a little taller than bo)!!!
• Basically Hoshiumi tricked Ushijima into taking his jersey off at a game
• “Wakatoshi, there’s a giant stain on your jersey that’s very unbecoming”
• Proceeds to take his jersey off to examine it 
• The entire stadium is screaming and you’re facepalming 
• Bokuto catches wind of this incident via numerous tweets and forces Ushijima into the club
• “Our poster boy is Ushiwaka big tiddy boi”
• Ushijima doesn’t know how to use twitter, so he’s completely oblivious to it all
• But you’re in contact with Bokuto and his S.O. and help them plan a YouTube channel 
• “Toshi, we’re going on a double date with Bokuto-san today" 
• "Okay" 
• doesn’t question anything you do, just wants to make you happy 
• Bokuto’s got a camera and everything set up when you and Ushijima arrive
• "HI EVERYONE, TODAY WE’RE REVIEWING CELEBRITY MAN TIDDIES" 
• This was not what he was expecting for a double date 

• Of course the biceps king has big tiddies 
• Bokuto and Ushijima have major respecc for their trainer 
• "Ushiwaka, who else do we want in the big tiddy committee?”
• “I still have no clue what this is, but Iwaizumi has well-developed pectorals”
• Iwaizumi is going through diet plans when he gets added to the group chat 
• He looks up at you, confused 
• “Babe, what is ‘big tiddy committee’?”
• You burst into laughter, having been more up-to-date on volleyball’s twitter world than Iwaizumi 
• “It’s a renowned organization to trade muscle building tricks"  
• "Oh, that’s great!" 
• YES he fell for it 
• Literally videos of Iwaizumi touching shirtless Bokuto and Ushijima while explaining different muscle groups at the gym 
• Yeah, that shit went viral 

• he’s a police officer - he got big tiddies 
• How did he get wrapped up in the big tiddy committee? 
• Well Bokuto told his BFF Kuroo about recruiting members 
• And Kuroo thought it would be utterly hilarious if his fellow former captain got roped into this 
• So Daichi is now the dad of big tiddy committee, keeping it litty 
• i need to stop im so sorry
• "Y/n, why am I a part of this?”
• “Honey, it’s all in good fun. Plus now you have a platform!”
• Well, now that he’s in, he wants to turn Kuroo’s joke into something actually productive 
• Sends all the YouTube money (which is quite a lot) to charity and brings in high school volleyball kids to train with the volleyball legends 
• fuk Daichi is such husband material i can’t

• Sakusa respects Ushijima
• Bokuto wants rich man Sakusa to fund big tiddy committee
• (And also Bokuto’s lonely, he wants another jackal with him <3)
• Sakusa just gives rich man vibes ok it’s canon now
• You hear about Bokuto’s committee from his S.O. 
• “If you join you get to hang out with Ushijima-san”
• “Done”
• He attends his first committee meeting, which ends up being at the gym 
• You and Sakusa spend the entire live stream wiping down the equipment because it is a public gym and Sakusa Kiyoomi is not touching anything Bokuto the filthy animal has touched
• “That’s it, we’re going to my private gym. Bokuto, don’t touch anything." 
• "THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE BEEN INVITED TO OMI’S HOUSE”
• “For good reason”

• At this point the big tiddy committee is flourishing
• They got the biggest tiddies ever seen, the knowledgeable tiddy, the daddy tiddy, and the rich tiddy
• Atsumu wants in on this for the clout 
• However, Sakusa enjoys screwing with Atsumu 
• So of course he invites Osamu to the big tiddy committee instead
• Plus, they need a cooking tiddy 
• “Y/n, I’ve been invited to that big tiddy committee,” Osamu tells you after texting with Sakusa
• Atsumu’s been ranting about membership to the committee, so Osamu knows all about it 
• You raise an eyebrow, knowing that Osamu could care less 
• “Are you going to join?”
• “Eh, it’s good publicity for Miya Onigiri, why not”
• “Tsumu’s going to kill you"  
• "Trust me, we’re unkillable, we’ve been trying to kill each other for years”
• The next video is basically a mukbang 
• Osamu brings all the most protein-packed dishes, which Bokuto literally salivates over 
• Names new dishes after each big tiddy member, which gets a lot of attention
• Of course Atsumu is pissed
• “SAMU YOU STOLE MY PLACE AND GAVE THEM MY FOOD" 

Managers of the big tiddy committee, flood my inbox

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