My favorite Off Broadway Hamilton lyrics that didn’t make into the Broadway version (Part 2)
Bonus:
Eliza: i knew you’d fight until the war was won
Hamilton: war’s not done
Eliza: but you deserve a chance to meet your son
Hamilton: *points at eliza’s belly*
SON’S NOT DONE
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The boys killing it
Speedpaint y’all! ♥ -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtrdlqLEBu4&feature=youtu.be
sorry not sorry ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jefferson: But who’s waiting for me when I step in the place? My friend James Madison, red in the face! He grabs my arm and I respond ‘What’s going on?!’ Madison:
How to look like a completely different person: Wear your hair loose and dress in red/pink
-a guide by Hamilton
Anthony Ramos as Mars in She’s Gotta Have It
Mars makes me laugh ‘til my sides hurt
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Stuff My Dad Said During Hamilton (Act 1)
Hamilton: Is this that musical that has made you obsessed with dead people?
Aaron Burr, Sir: If someone started rhyming my name I would leave. It's so annoying.
My Shot: Okay they asked who he was - this - this is not the answer to their question. Oh wait now he's spelling his name - YOU KNOW IN THIS TIME MANY PEOPLE WERE ILLITERATE!
The Story Of Tonight: Okay so here's drunk dudes being pals and so not flirting with each other.
The Schuyler Sisters: AND PEGGY IS MY NEW MOTTO!
Farmer Refuted: You said this was the High School Musical dude right? (Me: Yeah.) STICK TO THE STATUS QUO ALEXANDER!
You'll Be Back: Okay George whichever shut up and let America rebel. Rebellion is good - *turns to me* That being said ever start to rebel and you'll be grounded till you die.
Right Hand Man: Burr got BURR-NED! Get it? Cause Burr. Burrned. It's funny you're just being stupid.
A Winter's Ball: Didn't we already listen to - oh wait no this is different.
Helpless: Oh God I hope girls don't act like this. *I give him a confused/dirty look* I mean you should make a boy beg for you not fall at his knees. You should make him helpless.
Satisfied: This song is just....*exploding hand moves and noise*....Feelings.
The Story of Tonight (Reprise): Another drunk song. And the French dude. (Me: Lafayette) Okay well I'm gonna call him French Fry.
Wait For It: Did everyone cheat in this time?
Stay Alive: Fucking Charles Lee man. Who's Charles Lee?
Ten Duel Commandments: They keep saying "Most Disputes Die And No One Shoots" I feel like they're lying to me...
Meet Me Inside: Uh ph, Daddy Washington is mad.
That Would Be Enough: How do they know it's a boy? I don't think they had ways to tell in this time.
Guns And Ships: Rap off. This dude (Me: Daveed) Yeah him, versus like, Eminem, Jay-Z and...uh other rappers.
History Has Its Eyes on You: Okay this went from fun to deep...
Yorktown: You know we live an hour from this site...*Looks out window*...We should go and reinact this.
What Comes Next: Oh right. Georgey is still there. He can piss off.
Dear Theodosia: I feel one of them will die...just how everything is worded. AJ, do I get...feels in this?
Lauren's Interlude: Wait what the fuck...is he? Oh my God. Alex's boyfriend!
Non-Stop: This is too cheery for killing someone. I quit.
the difference between aaron burr and alexander hamilton
Burr: *internal screaming*
Hamilton: *external screaming*
Stuff My Dad Said During Hamilton (Act 2)
What'd I Miss: This guy sounds like a pompous asshole.
Cabinet Battle #1: That's that line you like. The shoe fitting one. You've said that too much...
Take A Break: Where's the third sister? Did she die? Is she okay?
Say No To This: ...damn...just...damn...
The Room Where It Happens: I want to feel bad for Burr but he's reminding me of those 'try too hard' kids. Like you.
Schuyler Defeated: I knew he was gonna turn into a huge dick.
Cabinet Battle #2: He sounds like you did in kindergarten. "He was my friend first!" I think you said that word for word.
Washington On Your Side: LANGUAGE!
One Last Time: If only he had known what was going to happen to our country...
I Know Him: And here comes the other George.
The Adams Administration: Spiteful little dude...
We Know: Snitches get stitches.
Hurricane: This guy's life kinda sucks...
The Reynolds Pamphlet: No one ruining your life? Don't worry! Ruin your own...apparently.
Burn: If only she had actually burned him. Like. Revenge bitch.
Blow Us All Away: Oh yeah mini Hamiltons.
Stay Alive (Reprise): Does...Does everyone die? (Me: Eventually) Okay there's no need for smart ass comments.
It's Quiet Uptown: I'm now in like...a state of hurt and anger and...how?
Election Of 1800: That first note actually scared me...
Your Obedient Servant: Hamilton's disrespect? Doesn't Burr call his mom a whore every five songs?
Best Of Wives And Best Of Women: I've never been more emotionally hurt by a musical...
The World Was Wide Enough: Ah yes. I shall call this Act, "Stab You In The Heart Repeatedly".
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: ...who the fuck is telling Peggy's story?
THINGS MORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LAFAYETTE
-wrote in all caps in his letters when he was excited
-slept under a tree with Washington after the battle of Monmouth, both enveloped in Washington’s cape
-basically saved the life of the Queen by kissing her hand
-re-gifted a fucking aligator to President John Quincy Adams cause he didn’t know what the fuck to do with it
-wanted to go kill the Beast of Gévaudan (some big scary people-eating wolf that scared the shit out of the french at the time) by himself at like 6 years old
-called both Jefferson and Washington on their bullshit, telling them to free all their slaves… neither listened
-actually bought an entire island full of slaves with his wife Adrienne and freed them all, gave them money for the work they did, gave them education
-last letter he wrote before his death was about freeing slaves and how sad he was that France was taking so long to give people of colour the same rights than white people
-died holding a picture of his dead-wife to his heart
-cried with Jefferson when they met for the first time in years after both American and French revolutions
-continued to fight and got back on his horse when he was shot in the leg during his first battle
-called his only son “George Washington de Lafayette”
-was socially awkward af, especially when he was young
-a ginger
-left France to go fight for America when the King, his step family, and basically the whole court told him “no”
-had to sneak out of France
-sources differ, but probably left disguised as a woman so no one would recognised him
-gave the biggest symbol of French Revolution (the key of the just-destroyed Bastille, a prison where the enemies of the King and Kingdom were imprisoned) to Washington
-orphan
-told Washington he was his lost father
-tripped when dancing with the Queen of France and never heard the end of it
-had “sleepovers” on the grass with John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton where they talked about politic
-threw himself in front of a loaded cannon ready to shoot to try to stop an event of the french Revolution to become too bloody
-at some point, pretty much everyone in France wanted him dead
-slept through two of the biggest events of the french Revolution lol
-gave money and helped a lot of poor farmers in need
-fought for other religions than his and the King’s own to be respected and have the same rights (specifically fought for Protestant and Jewish people)
-fought against death penalties
-brought back some dirt from America and told his son to put it on top of his grave when he dies
-redecorated his whole house in France just like American’s homes
-actually told people he was American
-altogether had a slight obsessing problem with America
-had his own room at Washington’s home
-had a ring with Washington’s hair in it
-was one of the richest man in France at the age of 12 because his whole family had basically died at that point
-changed back his family motto to “Why not?”
-was only 19 when he left for America
-was detained in horrible conditions in prison for 5 years (2 of which with his wife and daughters)
-refused the hell out of several powerful positions in politic and in the army because he didn’t found these to be close enough to his ideals of freedom and shit