sing us a song, youre the piano man

quilly joel

you’re in her dms im hiding from something following me in the Paris catacombs

me: I would like your most ethereal item that opens a portal to the fae realm

clerk: this is a Bed Bath and Beyond

me: grant me access to the Beyond aisle

Men think it’s ruder for a woman to say “don’t interrupt me” than it is for them to interrupt her in the first place

you still have so many years to meet so many people you never knew you could love so much

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

Gays when they bump into each other in public

my followers who have been here since i made this blog in 2012 watching me make zero impact over the course of 8 years:

Captain Marvel (2019) | dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck

why did my last two braincells had to be a sad one and a stupid one

here is a carrd for BLM and 

here is a carrd for the crisis happening right now in Yemen

Breaking the cycle of abuse doesn't always mean "having kids but not abusing them" it can also mean realizing that you aren't and may never be mentally fit to be a parent and making the choice to never have kids because of that. These are both equally valid ways to break the cycle

made a quiz, tell me what greek deity favours you!!

https://uquiz.com/N17OGW

i see ya’ll complaining in the comments on what you got.

you don’t pick the deity !!! THEy pick you!!!! 

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’