"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess
You’re in the squad because of your optimized combat build and heavy weapons. I’m in the squad because they’re trying to romance me and want to hear my dialogue options. We are not the same.
I love both my partners so much
this weekend I sang a karaoke duet with my husband for the first time and he helped pick out some new plants for my bedroom window 🥺 and we cuddled and watched spy x family for hours…
today my girlfriend came over and we napped and had sex so good I can’t sleep right now 😩 she’s so cute and sexy and funny and smart and I love talking to her and hanging out with her (and touching her 🫠)
Also!!! I recently got my first tattoo!!
I don’t know I thought I’d give you guys some updates…. I am so happy and I feel so loved 💕
You see a big ass frog in the woods, what you doin
I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!
“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”
how does this post keep getting better
The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it
It’s about rage, it’s about obsession, it’s about making that two-person war your entire raison d’être. It’s about loving and mistaking it for hatred and loving and loving and loving to the point of destruction. His or yours, it doesn’t matter. And you think seeing him dead at your feet will make you feel better, but all you feel is a whole lot of nothing.
So I’ve been taking singing lessons for a little bit and I finally found my singing voice 😭
I’ve always sang the way I talk and had no idea how to not do that. Then yesterday my vocal coach had me do a lot of weird vocal exercises where I had to mimic various animals and eventually, it clicked. I know it comes natural to a lot of people but I never got it, ya know? I was certain my voice was built in a way that made singing difficult.
I am so happy to be wrong!!! Anyways I’m in my 30s homies… if you’re wanting to try something new it’s never too late. 😩💜
puss in boots: the last wish..................
namek-deactivated20190919
today you, tomorrow me.
I think about this post constantly because while I haven't pulled over to do roadside assistance, I would also be terrible at doing roadside assistance. I would bring nothing helpful to anyone but I think that's not the whole point.
These guys are the right guys to help in the right places. When I'm the right person to help in the right place, that's when today it's me. It's not just about changing a tire it's helping someone with a heavy bag or giving useful directions or holding a door or helping to move or whatever. The thing you can do right now for someone that is a useful thing to do.
d-hizzle
oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
gryzio
All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
priscillapricey
danish tv is the best thing ever
unidentified-anon
“Okay :(”
He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.
eldrake
I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like
“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”
thanks for the context omg
Source: youtube.com
the funniest thing about 'computer, enhance' is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason
computer activate Useful Mode
the notes of this post are teaching me that using adobe indesign is basically akin to suffering the torments of christ