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we did it babby

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⭐️🌈 I'm Rex 🌻✨ She/Her. Bi. Polyam. 32.

You’re in the squad because of your optimized combat build and heavy weapons. I’m in the squad because they’re trying to romance me and want to hear my dialogue options. We are not the same.

I love both my partners so much

this weekend I sang a karaoke duet with my husband for the first time and he helped pick out some new plants for my bedroom window 🥺 and we cuddled and watched spy x family for hours…

today my girlfriend came over and we napped and had sex so good I can’t sleep right now 😩 she’s so cute and sexy and funny and smart and I love talking to her and hanging out with her (and touching her 🫠)

Also!!! I recently got my first tattoo!!

I don’t know I thought I’d give you guys some updates…. I am so happy and I feel so loved 💕

friends: what are you into these days

me: this

The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it

It’s about rage, it’s about obsession, it’s about making that two-person war your entire raison d’être. It’s about loving and mistaking it for hatred and loving and loving and loving to the point of destruction. His or yours, it doesn’t matter. And you think seeing him dead at your feet will make you feel better, but all you feel is a whole lot of nothing.

So I’ve been taking singing lessons for a little bit and I finally found my singing voice 😭

I’ve always sang the way I talk and had no idea how to not do that. Then yesterday my vocal coach had me do a lot of weird vocal exercises where I had to mimic various animals and eventually, it clicked. I know it comes natural to a lot of people but I never got it, ya know? I was certain my voice was built in a way that made singing difficult.

I am so happy to be wrong!!! Anyways I’m in my 30s homies… if you’re wanting to try something new it’s never too late. 😩💜

in my wizard tower eating beans

today you, tomorrow me.

I think about this post constantly because while I haven't pulled over to do roadside assistance, I would also be terrible at doing roadside assistance. I would bring nothing helpful to anyone but I think that's not the whole point.

These guys are the right guys to help in the right places. When I'm the right person to help in the right place, that's when today it's me. It's not just about changing a tire it's helping someone with a heavy bag or giving useful directions or holding a door or helping to move or whatever. The thing you can do right now for someone that is a useful thing to do.

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

“Okay :(”

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like

“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”

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thanks for the context omg

Source: youtube.com

the funniest thing about 'computer, enhance' is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason

computer activate Useful Mode

the notes of this post are teaching me that using adobe indesign is basically akin to suffering the torments of christ