one of these but it’s things i want
1 and 8. I would be insufferable.
the sexiest thing a man can do is collapse on the floor coughing blood
Damn babe that’s crazy *continues to butter my biscuit*
Rosamund Pike as Moiraine Damodred in The Wheel of Time (TV Series, 2021 - Present).
How an Armadillo gathers foliage for its nest.
i think that if squirrels had the capacity to use and understand language they would constantly be saying shit like "I'm such a nutpilled stumpcel" and so on
how do i delete someone elses post
u have to gather seven sacred objects of power and shit. it's a whole quest. sorry
yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
insenial
why would i do that lmao
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free
as much as i love seeing orcas launching what appears to be intentional coordinated attacks on human ships it also makes me very sad because if it starts to become a genuine problem or even an extremely minor disruption to business people are going to just start killing them and i don't know that the orcas really understand the power differential they're dealing with here. that is why i am starting an organization whose mission will be to establish communication with the orca populace and provide them with equipment and training in order to level the playing field and empower them to take control of the seas, with the potential to open up trade and diplomatic relations on their own terms
Don't worry, You can trust me with the city budget, just let me in there. Come on, just let me have the budget. I will totally not gut the police budget to build a centralized mass transit network and new libraries. I will definitely not do that, just let me in there please. Come on let me have access to the city budget for 5 minutes. That's all I ask.
