Can we please make the deep sea the next cool desirable “final frontier” pretty please. I want Elon Musk to design a horrible Tesla Brand submarine and go down to map the Mariana’s Trench for commercial development and watch it crumple like a tin can the second it reaches 200 meters

Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.

You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.

YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE??? I’M A LIL GECKO BOY

Wait Neil Gaiman has a Tumblr I thought all the authors left after the great John Green cock sucking apocalypse of 2010 lmao

Wait’ll they find out about John Green having a tumblr.

(Also, 2015.)

sorry for not posting much! they only let me out twice a month

Let you out of what, Miku?

zip file

He gets up like nothing happened . he doesn't even care

this dude be splorpin

the instant of splorpening

older siblings were the first letsplayers

A kid in the 90’s suddenly pausing his playthrough of Donkey Kong Country to tell his little brother about Squarespace.

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ive had an experience but i can only convey it in greentext format >be me >19 >has worked in fast food since the age of 14 so should know better >however very stupid >frying flash frozen ikea latkes for dinner >repeat: the latkes are frozen >only one latke fits in the pan its very small >fry one latke >puts next latke in >its frozen >youknowwhathappensnext.jpg >immediately catches fire >ohgodohno.jpg >remember xkcd about bringing a knife to a gunfight >it has a panel about putting out an oil fire with a lid >grab lid put on fire >successfully save kitchen from burning down >immediately put next frozen latke in the hot oil >it catches fire

messages by hev, who has a Greek statue pfp, from today at 20:53:

OH MY GODDDDD RUMI ARE YOU OKAY the greentext format makes this poetry i love it think it would do wel on tumblr

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Fucking Christ.

IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS.

beautiful women named air quality alert are messaging me

sorry, no schmovement today. im schtationary

im a proud "ive never used chat gpt" user btw

i honestly dont think I've willingly used a chatbot since..... cleverbot in 2012. i genuinely dont know why so many people care about this ai bullshit. sorry im with the boomers on this one. i need human creation, emotion, and thought to be interested, pal

sorry i think this is probably the absolute funniest fucking thumbnail you could possibly put for a sleep ASMR video

this is what would fix me though

Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor

Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this

is he also in front of the white house?

He's the president

It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

it’s been ten years

its been 12 years

13 years

14 years

15 years

the weight this image holds

happy pride month everybody

why do the porn bots disappear for a while before coming back in huge waves its like plants vs zombies tumblr style