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Salads: a masterlist

@redsimple recently asked about a salads masterpost, so here's a short list of some favorites. :)

  • Toasted Farro & Antipasti Salad. A really hearty and satisfying combo, and I love the warm/cool contrast. This one is substantial enough for a main dish.
  • Julia Turshen's Iceberg Wedge Salad with Pickled Shallots. As far as blue cheese wedge salads go, this is the GOAT. All the pickling brine from the shallots gets whisked into the blue cheese dressing and gives it the most delicious zing. I usually add diced tomato and crumbled bacon on top, in addition to the pickled shallot rings.
  • Back Pocket Canned Salad. A great pantry salad, and it's great in the wintertime, when celery is always available, unlike some other produce. It makes an excellent next-day desk lunch. Be sure to pick a bunch of celery that has lots of leaves in the middle—they have strong celery flavor, and the greens are much needed here to help balance out the heft of the beans, feta, and chunky hearts of palm.
  • Paris Mushroom Salad with Lemon, Parsley, and Parmesan. You don't see a lot of raw mushroom salads out there, but this one is so simple and earthy and elegant. I've also been known to sprinkle some chopped Trader Joe's truffled Marcona almonds on top.
  • North African Tuna and Rice Salad. The combo here is magical. The preserved lemons! The rose harissa! Even better the next day. I recommend using olive oil-packed tuna for this one (and drizzling some or all of it into the salad itself).
  • Nancy's Chopped Salad. Imagine an Italian hoagie, except in salad form. The recipe calls for what sounds like a lot of oregano, but add it all—you won't be sorry.
  • Kale Salad with Salami, Pecorino, and Walnuts. A great fall or winter salad; very hearty, with a delightful combination of flavors and textures.
  • Broccoli Salad With Cheddar and Warm Bacon Vinaigrette. My favorite of all the broccoli salad iterations I've tried.
  • Rice Salad With Portobellos, Smashed Cucumbers, and Salsa Verde. I've only had this one once, but there was so much about it that was unexpected and delicious. Well worth trying.
  • Twig Salad. That old rotisserie chicken, iceberg, sweet poppyseed dressing, almond, and fried chow mein noodle salad that everyone's mom made in the '80s. Throwback to my childhood.
  • Baby Lettuces with Feta, Strawberries, and Smoked Almonds. This salad is surprising and utterly enchanting.
  • Radish Sashimi. Again, very surprising: fresh, bright, lovely! Don't skip the dill and lemon zest, and if you do happen to have yuzu juice in your fridge, a scant 1/4 teaspoon or so tastes amazing in the ponzu mixture.
  • Smitten Kitchen's Apple and Cheddar Crisp Salad. The treatment of the cheese and almonds here is absolute genius.
  • This Creamy Preserved Lemon Dressing has changed my life, salad wise. Somehow it tastes like blue cheese? I like to serve it spooned over a plate full of tiny iceberg "wedges" that I've cut into one or two-inch pyramids, along with some diced ripe tomato.
  • Cabbage Salad with Olives, Pine Nuts, Castelvetranos, and Lemon-Garlic Dressing. A modified version of Molly Wizenberg's similar salad from her book A Homemade Life. One of my favorite salads, it benefits from an overnight sit to let the flavors meld (but wait until just before serving to add the pine nuts and Parmesan.)
  • Picnic Tomatoes. It wouldn't be a salads list without a tomato-centric recipe. I made this a couple of summers ago, and it was mind-blowing. I have strong pro-Duke's feelings here, but you do you. Just be sure you use the ripest, most peak-season tomatoes you can.

i literally can’t listen to tik tok by kesha without thinking about that goddamn star trek tos fanvid…you know the one

this fucking video

Congrats to the creator of this video for being the only funny person on the internet ever

ULTIMATE "OH FUCK I JUST GOT MY FIRST APARTMENT AND ALL I HAVE IS ONE CHANGE OF CLOTHES AND A THIRD SOCK" CHECKLIST

CLEANING

  • Dish soap
  • Laundry detergent
  • All-purpose cleaner
  • Hand soap
  • Broom
  • Mop
  • Wash cloths / rags
  • Vacuum
  • Dustpan
  • Lint roller
  • Sponges

KITCHENWARE

  • Plates
  • Bowls
  • Spoons
  • Forks
  • Knives
  • Glasses
  • Mugs
  • Tongs
  • Spatula
  • Plastic wrap
  • Ziplock baggies
  • Garbage bags
  • Paper towel
  • Tupperware
  • Ice tray
  • Oven mitts
  • Potato peeler
  • Mixing bowls
  • Frying pan
  • Pot
  • Baking sheet
  • Whisk
  • Stirring spoons / ladels
  • Tea infuser ball
  • Measuring cups
  • Strainer
  • Cutting board
  • Coffee maker
  • Kettle
  • Toaster
  • Magnets
  • Dry erase markers
  • Sticky notes
  • Microwave
  • Wire sponge
  • Trash bin
  • Recycling bin
  • Rubber gloves
  • Silverware organizer
  • Measuring spoons
  • Aluminum foil
  • Wax paper
  • Can opener
  • Bottle opener
  • Containers for salt, sugar, flour, etc.

LIVINGROOM

  • Sofa
  • Rocking chair (you know you want one)
  • Loveseat
  • Coasters
  • Blankets
  • Throw pillows
  • Coffee table
  • Book shelves
  • TV
  • TV stand
  • Floor lamp
  • End table
  • Stereo system / radio

BEDROOM

  • Mattress
  • Box spring
  • Bedframe
  • Linens
  • Sheets
  • Comforter
  • Hangers
  • Laundry hamper
  • Trash bin
  • Curtains
  • Pillows
  • Pillow cases
  • Night table
  • Alarm clock
  • Lamp
  • Dresser
  • Coat rack
  • Desk / vanity
  • Comfy chairs

DININGROOM

  • Dining table
  • Minimum of 2 chairs
  • Coasters
  • Placemat
  • Tablecloth
  • Tea lights /candles and candle holders

BATHROOM

  • Face clothes
  • Towel
  • Soap bar
  • Body wash
  • Shampoo
  • Conditioner
  • Tissues
  • Toilet paper
  • Trash bin
  • Plunger
  • Toilet cleaner
  • Cold, flu, pain, and allergy meds
  • Hydrogen peroxide
  • Antibacterial ointment
  • First-Aid kit
  • Tweezers
  • Nail clippers
  • Band-aids
  • Shower rod
  • Shower curtain
  • Toothbrush
  • Toothpaste
  • Floss
  • Period products
  • Bathmat
  • Air freshener
  • Trash bin
  • Towel rod
  • Towels

MISCELLANEOUS

  • Elastic bands
  • Stapler
  • Stables
  • Paper clips
  • Needles and thread
  • AA / AAA batteries
  • Light bulbs
  • Extension cords
  • Scotch tape
  • Duct tape
  • Shovel
  • Rake (if you have a yard)
  • Stain remover
  • Jar of courters for laundry mat
  • Screw drivers
  • Hammer
  • Nails
  • Sticky tack
  • Screws
  • Box cutter / X-acto
  • Pliers
  • Wrench
  • Pens
  • Paper
  • Pencils
  • Pencil sharpener
  • Eraser
  • Welcome matt
  • Shoe rack
  • Coat rack
  • Flashlight
  • Flashlight batteries
  • Watch batteries
  • Rechargeable batteries and charger
  • Safe place to discard dead batteries
  • Candles
  • Matches
  • Lighter
  • Mini travel fans
  • Real fans
  • Emergency Survival kit
  • Fire extinguisher
  • Landline phone
  • Window air conditioner
  • Carbon monoxide alarm
  • Fire alarm

FOOD STUFF

  • Mustard
  • Ketchup
  • Mayo
  • Salt
  • Pepper
  • Baking soda
  • Flour
  • Eggs
  • Milk
  • Bread
  • Olive oil
  • Tea
  • Jam
  • Peanut-butter
  • Coffee grounds
  • Cereal
  • Rice
  • Pasta
  • Vegetable soup
  • Tomato sauce
  • Frozen vegetables
  • Crackers
  • Chickpeas / lentils
  • Apples
  • Oranges
  • Granola bars
  • Juice
  • Hot chocolate mix
  • Frozen meats

im keeping this for future reference

need this now thanks MUCHHHH

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I had this idea for a looping animation in which a single dot has a pretty long loop, but the animation as a whole is much shorter. Because of the repetition this animation is only 1 second long!

what if i told you there was one user on the russian social network/ video sharing website odnoklassniki/oднокла́ссники that has uploaded nearly every movie ever from 1896 to the current day, mostly with subtitles. and including that has uploaded every criterion collection film in full hd with subtitles. for free. all hail ok.ru user fleurinna guta

they keep their films in unlisted folders so you cant just see them all on their profile unfortunately but ill provide links. also don't ask me why this user separates their films in this way, i don't know and frankly it confuses me too.

  1. EUROPEAN FILMS (sometimes includes west asian films?)
  2. JAPANESE FILMS
  3. CLASSIC FILMS (aka american and British films)
  4. "MISC FILMS" (aka films from everywhere that isn't the usa, europe, japan. sometimes films from the GDR are in here which is confusing again because communist germany was still part of europe)

this is a much better alternative to stuff like 123movies or bflix because there are no hot singles in your area or games that you wont last 5 minutes playing. hope u enjoy and let us all praise and embrace user fleurinna guta

oh heck yeah

ok.ru is always my go to for safer film finding and is great for hard to find gems 

so just verifying for anyone hesitant that it’s an alright site to use and you can use it without logging in as long as you don’t mind either hitting skip on the login prompt regularly OR just fullscreen a video to avoid seeing it entirely. 

Happy watching!

I was raised agnostic and tend to remain ambiguous on theological matters.

-but my house has a porch on the second story that affords me a terrific view of my neighborhood and the Colorado Front Range and I was partaking of some peace before the 4th Of July Finger-Loss Festivities begin, and I have had a

~*Spiritual Experience*~

I just watched my neighbor try to unload an actual wooden pallet that had to have been forklifted into the back of his insecurity pickup worth of fireworks.

Except that he does not have a forklift in his garage.

He does have so much sports memorabilia and cardboard boxes of unsold MLM Merchandise and patriotically themed camping gear and posters of women in bikinis and flags of suspect political organizations in his garage that there is only BARELY enough space for the fireworks and certainly none for his truck.

So he had to unload the individual boxes of recreational explosives from the back of his truck and stack them in the minimal space he had cleared by hand. This is a tedious and time-consuming process as this neighbor has purchased a wide variety of recreational and locally illegal explosives instead of many of just a few types, so the individual boxes are rather small.

He begins, and this is crucial to what happens next, by cutting apart the industrial-grade saran wrap his explosives dealer had so carefully wrapped his merchandise in, and discarded it unsecured on his lawn.

Where Outdoor Conditions sometimes happen.

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

god damn

it's tuesday.

remember love yourself at least a little bit today

if you don't love yourself now, I hope you do at some point. it happens even if you don't expect it. It even happened to me.

I didn't expect that

have a great tuesday

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3