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Always reblog lol
Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)
YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT
What Makes The Signs Vulnerable (check sun & moon)
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Aries: Being too open hearted. Aries’ say what they mean and they let a lot of people in, which makes them exceptionally vulnerable to betrayal and hurt. They are easily taken advantage of by the people they care about.
Taurus: Being too closed off. Taurus’ never let anyone in, they keep people out so they don’t get hurt. But most of the time they end up with no one who really knows them inside and out. They are really vulnerable to loneliness and feeling empty.
Gemini: Letting other people’s opinions matter too much. Geminis take input from everyone so much that they sometimes end up without an inner voice. They are vulnerable to other people’s input which makes them unlikely to pursue their own dreams. As a result they can have a lot of regrets.
Cancer: Caring too deeply. They let themselves care about people so much that they don’t even care about themselves anymore. They’re vulnerable to putting so much effort into other people’s lives that it doesn’t matter to them if it hurts them.
Leo: Letting personal insecurities keep them from being honest. Sometimes Leo’s put on a huge facade of pride and stubbornness as a result of personal insecurities. They become vulnerable to lashing out at people with aggression instead of resolving things.
Virgo: Not caring enough. Sometimes Virgo’s don’t develop deep emotional attachments to people out of fear of being vulnerable. Ironically, this makes them vulnerable to feeling lost and without a home or sense of belonging.
Libra: Not wanting to disappoint anyone. Libra’s go out of their way to fight for equality and balance (of course). They want to keep the peace so badly they sometimes won’t speak out when someone’s wrong or acting hurtfully. They’re vulnerable to being taken advantage of.
Scorpio: Wanting to be loved. Scorpio’s are passionate by nature, and that sometimes means they’ll do anything to find someone who’s as passionate as they are. They’re vulnerable to being hurt by rejection or by lack of interest from people who don’t feel as deeply as they do.
Sagittarius: Being too detached from people. Sagittarius’ are wild, adventurous and spontaneous. While this makes them exciting, it leaves them vulnerable to never finding a deep intimate connection with anyone.
Capricorn: Putting up a thousand walls. Capricorn’s tend to guard themselves because they don’t want everyone to know them so they can’t get hurt. They’re vulnerable to losing people because they are so difficult to get to know and they push people away.
Aquarius: Their observations and tendency to dissect people. Aquarius’ are known for being unique and somewhat eclectic. This makes them vulnerable to not having any deep connections because they always try to ‘figure people out’.
Pisces: Trying hard. Pisces are soft souls and they want to do their best in all things, even if it destroys them. This leaves them vulnerable to self destruction.
DRAGGING THE SIGNS
SCORPIO // Water // Fixed
Sun in Scorpio: I am mysterious.
Moon in Scorpio: I feel secretive.
Mercury in Scorpio: I think in a focused way.
Venus in Scorpio: I love in a passionate way.
Mars in Scorpio: I express energy in a intense way.
Saturn in Scorpio: I achieve in a secretive way.
Jupiter in Scorpio: I grow in a powerful way.
Uranus in Scorpio: I evolve in a jealous way.
Neptune in Scorpio: I dream in an obsessive way.
Pluto in Scorpio: I empower in a dramatic way.
The Signs as Marvel Characters
The Truth About The Signs
Aries:
- Extremely motivated, like having a list of things to get done at work
-Optimistic people
-Impatient/impulsive
-Spontaneous
-go with the flow
- Typically Extroverted, but enjoys time alone too
- On the negative they can be very selfish and compulsive
-Blunt, the tell it like it is and are not shy from the truth
- They are very charismatic
Aries children are often more like their fathers than their mothers, when they are girls, Aries usually grow up as the “tomboy” Aries children love to be noticed for having a brain! They need respect from peers and elders.
Aries have a drive to get what they want, and they will always go after it. This is good because it keeps them balanced.
Taurus:
- Romantic/sensual
- Artistic, innovative and creative, they are easily inspired by people and environments that they are around a lot.
-Sentimental, to the point of hoarding.
-Self-indulgent particularly with money and food.
-Affectionate, the ultimate cuddle buddies <3
- Slow to rely on people, but once they do, they do so heavily.
- They are patient and methodical in their work as well as in others’ work, this makes them great manager-types
- On a negative side they are very self-critical and suffer anxiety because of this.
In childhood Taurus children spend a lot of time alone, and they are usually pretty happy this way. They often dream of having families and living in beautiful places. They have a habit of thinking that they are always in the way.
Taurus can be power hungry and need to watch it sometimes with unconscious manipulative behaviors.
Gemini:
- Quick- minded and creative they are the ultimate story tellers, and great at improv.
- Dramatic and usually outgoing, they love concerts and a lot of Gemini folks love to swim.
- They are curious and tend to look and act younger than they are.
- The most likely sign to have anxiety.
- Charming and Charismatic, they get themselves thrown into leadership positions, even though it is not usually what they want.
- They are open-minded
- They are also typically good with money.
In childhood, Gemini tend to get along with everyone (except that ONE person, if you know what I mean) They are the trouble maker kid who just got a little too excited to jump in on the action. They are clever and likely to pull pranks.
Gemini are one of the most exciting signs to be around and have as a friend.
Cancer:
-Subjective, Cancers are very good at being an uninvolved third party during an argument.
- They are intuitive and are likely to be mediums and/or empaths.
-They are imaginative and are the writers of the Zodiac.
- They are patient and attentive while learning about new things.
- Cancers are the introverts that always find themselves in extroverted situations.
- On the negative side, Cancers can be manipulative, and vengeful, though this is usually only in their thoughts and not reflected in their actions.
- They are sensitive and think of themselves as “average.”
In childhood, Cancers are usually closer to their mothers and don’t always get along with their fathers. They are inquisitive children and question their parents’ decisions on everything, they act much older than they are. Cancer children often find it difficult to sleep.
Cancers are understanding in relationships, however, sometimes they expect too much from their lover.
Leo:
-Romantic, not in the same sensual way as the Taurus friends, but in the grand gesture, pebbles on the windows with a boombox outside kind of romantic.
- Leos are born to be social, but will often convince themselves that they aren’t. Leo’s tend to think that they are quieter than they are.
-Without even realizing it, Leo’s treat life as a sales pitch, and they have to sell you on themselves.
- They are very proud, and one of the most opinionated signs of the zodiac, they love to share their opinions and get into feisty debates, but hate actual arguments.
- Big-spenders.
- They are likely to be obsessive-compulsive, type A personalities.
- In a negative light, Leo’s can be complacent and deal with the hand life gave them instead of trying to change it for the better.
- Leo’s have a big, yet fragile ego.
In childhood, Leos are very demanding. they like things done a certain way, and are not the best at hiding these feelings. They tend to be very talented children with seemingly “normal” childhoods. They are often closer to their mother than their father.
Leo’s like to dress up and present themselves one day, then watch Netflix and wear sweats all day the next. They are complex and exciting signs.
Virgo:
- One of the most mysterious signs, they don’t often show their true emotions, even though they are one of the signs most likely to suffer from emotional disorders like depression or bipolar disorder.
- Hardworking, Virgos think that they can do anything that they work hard for, they like to impress people with the amount of work they do, unfortunately, Virgos often work hard instead of smart, doing a lot more work than they really needed to.
-The above being said, Virgos are incredibly intelligent. They are witty and charming.
- They like everything to be in a specific order and are often afraid of things being dirty.
- They like to debate and persuade others to think the way that they do.
- Virgos are people who often have a wide variety of interests.
In childhood, Virgos were introverts that had a lot expected from them. Virgos tend to grow up feeling unappreciated and underwhelmed with affection from their families and peers. I personally believe that this is what causes their want to keep things orderly.
Out of any of the signs, Virgos are the best teachers. If you need a study partner or a tutor, go to your Virgo friend! They just have a good way of explaining things so that it makes more sense.
Libra:
-As a whole, Libras are very attractive people. They draw others in with a sense of attractiveness both physically and spiritually.
- They are sociable, and likely to get along with everyone they meet. They are the ones that know literally everyone.
- Their downside is that they are incredibly indecisive, they are not right for a position of leadership.
- They are aggressive when it comes to things they care about, and one of those things is equality, so you may see a lot of Libras fighting for social equality.
- Team-workers.
- Libras typically feel like the “ugly-duckling” or the “odd one out” which is mostly in their own heads because they are a very likeable sign.
- Polite.
In childhood, Libras are slightly devious but highly independent. They are curious and like to learn many different skills. Unfortunately, most Libra children are blind to the many talents that they posses, quick learning being one of them.
Libras are surprisingly sexual people.
Scorpio:
Complex thinkers with big imaginations
-Practical, they get shit done
-Passionate, sometimes possessive
-Likely to have psychic inclinations
-On a negative side, they can be insensitive to others
- Intense feelers
-Although many are introverts, they are natural leaders
- They are self-destructive, their own worst enemies
- Typically they are really adventurous, they like to try new things (once they trust it of course, witch they are slow to do.)
-Indulgent in things like drugs, shopping, and food
- Stubborn
Scorpios often have a difficult childhood lacking in emotional support. They have to work harder to get things right than some other signs that get things a bit easier.
They can be jealous lovers, but are totally capable of controlling those jealous urges, and usually do for the fear that they are being too clingy. (even if they aren’t)
Scorpios are really competitive, but they are not frigid and mean, but will do everything they can to win. They aren’t always the most cooperative sign.
Sagittarius:
-High-spirited and free, these friends like to learn and have their freedom whether it be in romance, adventure, or even just creativity.
- Loyal and trustworthy, Sagittarius may not always be there when you need them to be, but when you have their attention, you have their full attention.
- They are very giving people, they love seeing others happy.
- This sign has uncanny good luck. Where did it come from???
-They are charming and incredibly talented, they make good public speakers.
- Sagittarius are very independent and progressive, they typically have talents in art, music, acting, and social skills.
- Philosophy interests them and they like to come up with fresh ideas.
In childhood, these are the kids that asked “why?” about everything. They are curious, free thinkers with a sharp head on their shoulders. They retain information better than most other signs, with the exception of Capricorns. Music comes easy for Sagittarius children.
Sagittarius are likely to indulge in things like drugs, shopping, and food, and they have a sense of emptiness when they do.
Capricorns:
- Nothing describes a Capricorn like the word ambitious. This is the most hardworking, diligent sign. They know where they want to go, they know how to get there, and nothing can get in their way.
-Capricorns have a sturdy inner-self that guides them even when they think that they cannot go anymore.
- They are the most likely sign to suffer from depression.
- Contrary to what many think of Capricorns, they are one of the most full-of-life signs. They work hard, and they like to party just as hard. Capricorns love to entertain.
- They are very sexual people who have the needs of their lover at heart.
- On the negative, Capricorns can get stuck in routine easily, and they hate that about themselves.
-Capricorns are one of the most humorous and talented signs. They are introverts who know how to play the role of an extrovert, and they know how to do it well. They are very charismatic, others want to follow the Capricorn in the room, and Cappys need to keep this in mind and not manipulate others.
In childhood, Capricorns were often expected to live to a standard that was impossible, and that is how Capricorns learned how to achieve the impossible. Capricorn children have a difficult time connecting with others on an emotional level, and are often closer to their fathers than their mothers.
Capricorns are the go-to leaders in an emergency situation. Your wedding was cancelled? Call your Cap friend. Your mom is in the hospital? Call your Cap friend. Your house is on fire, you have a broken arm, and your dog needs to be picked up from the vet all at the same time? Call your Cap friend, they make the impossible, possible.
Aquarius:
- This is the quirky sign, they are full of cool ideas and unique interests.
- They are tense, always on the lookout for people trying to use or hurt them, they are often very lonely, and the most likely to be “only-children”
- They are curious and experimental, they love thinking of, and testing new ideas.
- While Aquarians are not very emotional and loving, they crave emotion and love. They try not to let anyone see it, and often will not admit it to themselves, but it is what they need and want deep down. They need someone that they can rely on that will accept them and their odd, independent ways.
- Even though Aquarians are a little on the strange side (in the best way :) they are the most courteous and polite sign, and are very honest, forthcoming people.
- They have a quick temper and they fear true intimacy (while still craving it)
- These are a proud group of individuals, when they are very talented at something, they know that they are, and they are proud of it. This is a very good quality, but good luck trying to get an Aquarius to apologize.
- Aquarians often have a difficult time figuring out what they want to do in life, but once they find it they are driven and will stop at nothing to see their dreams come true.
In childhood, Aquarians are lonely. They don’t get the attention that they need to thrive. They are typically cast-off by teachers and sometimes peers because they have unique interests. Aquarius children usually are closer to their fathers than their mothers because they are critical.
Aquarians are friendly and once they trust you, they are some of the most loyal friends that you can have. Once they care about you, they would do anything for you, whether it be meet you to talk at 3 am or do six back flips, Aquarians always find a way.
Pisces:
- Pisces do not like conflict, but are usually pretty self-confident, just not assertive.
- They are romantic, just like their Taurus friends, they appreciate simple sensuality and the comforts of home and good cooking.
- While it is true that this is an emotional sign, they are an elastic sign too. They are not weak, they bounce back from anything life could ever throw at them.
- Pisces are very artistic and have a great love of music.
- This is the sign that would rather stay home than go out, they are in love with quiet activities. Don’t mistake them though, they can party.
- This is the most nurturing and self-sacrificing sign, they will do and be everything needed for the people that they love.
-On the negative side of things, Pisces have to be careful, because they like to play the victim, but then wonder why no one thinks they are strong.
In childhood, Pisces tend to feel a sense of guilt because they can see their mothers, who they are close with, not being treated right by their fathers. Pisces children learn that it is ok to settle from their mothers.
Pisces is that friend that will listen to you talk about the same thing for hours on end while feeding you cookie dough. They are reliable and true friends.
I’m a libra and whoever wrote this is absolutely correct
If yo moms in the hospital call me but not first, I’m a Capricorn not a super hero
Pisces is so true.. Literally just told my life.
Scorpio spot on af👌🏿
Leo was eerily tru
this is the realest post about signs i’ve ever read … Pisces was spot on …
Check Dom and moon too
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unusual truths about the signs
aries: can actually be super fearful. mask emotions by being rash and reckless because they fear, more than anything, messing something they care about up. they feel that their emotions get in the way of making good decisions.
taurus: not lazy; picky where they spend their energy. taurus’ can be very passionate, being ruled by venus, and when it’s something they care about taurus will go to the ends of the earth to achieve what they want.
gemini: feels extremely deeply. always trying to dissect why they feel the way they do instead of embracing it. mask pain with wittiness and sarcasm. never honest with themselves though they can be so brutally blunt with others.
cancer: probably has anger issues or anxiety. because cancer’s feel so deeply, they look for an outlet to release these emotions. anger is the one i’ve seen the most - cancer’s are volatile and find a way to hurt the person they take their anger out on - they go for the kill shot.
leo: way more insecure than they front. many leo’s are physically confident, as we all know, but, like gemini’s, leo’s couldn’t be more emotionally insecure. they love the idea of love, but they’re terrified of emotional intimacy.
virgo: their controlling organization comes from a lack of control over their heart. virgo’s - much like gemini - can have flitting attraction. their interest is temporary, as they enjoy a mystery, but only for so long. it’s a very fine line to keep the affections of a virgo, as they’re extremely picky with who they settle.
libra: can be completely cold-hearted. scorpio’s and cancer’s get angry, but usually out of emotion, and it’s evident that no matter what they say they still care. libra’s however, have a switch that completely detaches them from all feelings when they’re pissed. will make you question if they ever even cared.
scorpio: common perception of scorpio’s is that they’re kinky and sexual bastards, when really they are one of the few signs who views sex as an act of love rather than of physical feelings. scorpio’s only have sex with people they love - it’s more their heart than body.
sagittarius: that wanderlust spirit is rooted deeply in fear. sagittarius fear attachment to one place or person for too long; it’s why they tend to travel. either physically or emotionally, locking down a sagittarius is very difficult, but not because they just want to see the world, but because they are very distrustful in nature.
capricorn: like gemini, capricorn are very emotional. however, capricorn tend to ignore feelings instead of trying to understand them. known as driven, they tend to focus all their energy on a single thing, and think that emotion is a distraction from their goals.
aquarius: super loyal. even though aquarius are very opportunistic and tend to take the route they think is the best for themselves, they also have a very compassionate side to those they sympathize with. aquarius’ hearts are difficult to capture, but once you do they’re also difficult to lose.
pisces: much more manipulative than perceived. pisces may feel deeply - as a water sign - but they use this to their advantage. pisces have a wicked accurate gut feeling due to how deeply in tune their are with their own emotions. if a pisces thinks that you can benefit them, they will use you.
Scorpio💜
The signs as glitter, shimmer or matte
who’s attracted to you
Aries; The people who are attracted to Aries are the ones that crave adventure. They see the Aries as a brave thrill-seeker who can pull them out of their shell and make them brave too. People attracted to Aries will be doers — couch potatoes will pick a different sign. They want an Aries partner because they are vivacious people who don’t want to lead a quiet life and “grow old.” They know that with an Aries, life will always continue to be new and fun. Qualities: fun-loving, happy to be second-in-command, laid-back/go with the flow type
Taurus; The people who are attracted to Taurus crave loyalty. The know that when a Taurus makes up their mind to love someone, it’s not going to change. They also know that a Taurus prefers to be laid-back instead of dramatic and that they tend to be highly intelligent people. Their suitors are similarly laid-back people who will appreciate how dependable they are. Qualities: Emotionally mature, financially secure, patient
Gemini; The people who are attracted to Geminis crave excitement. They love that a Gemini is always, always, always excited about something — even if that something changes from week to week (and sometimes hour to hour). They want a Gemini partner because they want their life to constantly include new things: passions, projects and dreams. Qualities: Happy, open-minded, more casual than formal
Cancer; The people who are attracted to Cancers crave love. They know that Cancers are a solid foundation they can build their future on. These are people who are in it for the long haul. Also Cancerians tend to attract rich partners because their ambivalence about wealth assures their love interest that they aren’t in it for the money. Qualities: Sensual, Deep, an “old soul”
Leo; The people who are attracted to Leos crave a star. They want to be around someone so creative and smart and coo. Dating a Leo is like dating the head cheerleader in high school, there’s a bit of an intrigue about someone like that who would actually date a mortal. Qualities: Giving, good communicators, generous, submissive
Virgo; The people who are attracted to Virgos crave a safe place to land. They love that Virgos are always put-together and suffer less from the adult kid syndrome of their peers. Especially to people in their 20’s, Virgos are very attractive because of their ability to figure out things that seem complicated to others. Unfortunately a Virgo can get stuck in a bad habit of dating fixer-uppers who want to use them for this ability. Qualities: Fly by the seat of their pants, fun-loving, charismatic
Libra; The people who are attracted to Libras crave an equal partner in life. Picture Frank and Claire Underwood, but without all the evil. Libras are adept at almost everything they do, especially anything that requires emotional intelligence. So, they draw in people who want the best for themselves — a high-quality partner who will make their life better in all ways. Qualities: Ambitious, introverted, warm-hearted
Scorpio; The people who are attracted to Scorpios crave raw passion. No one comes close to the intensity and focus a Scorpio has when they have a goal in mind. Who can blame someone’s for wondering what it would be like if that passion were directed towards them? People know that life will never be boring or commonplace when they are with a Scorpio. Qualities: Genuine, intelligent, sensual
Sagittarius;The people who are attracted to Sagittarius people crave someone who can make them laugh. They know that Sagittarius is not only the funniest sign in the zodiac but that they are incredible friends and partners as well. Their suitors are people who are looking for a best friend as well as a romantic partner. Qualities: Laid back, conservative, humorous
Capricorn; The people who are attracted to Capricorns are pragmatists who crave a refined partner. They know that Capricorns can give them something few other signs could: someone with great taste who is dependable and unlikely to ever embarrass themselves or spill a secret. Capricorns attract traditional people who want the best things in life. Qualities: more formal than casual, ambitious, intelligent, not overly sensitive or sensual
Aquarius; The people who are attracted to Aquarius people crave a life filled with meaning. They know that the driving force behind Aquarius is their need to do good and help the people around them. They can’t help but be attracted to and inspired by their generous spirit. Qualities: Generous, sensitive, a deep feeler
Pisces; The people who are attracted to Pisces crave creativity. They know that Pisces are deep, old souls who live artistic lives filled with good food, art, and music. They are attracted to the idea of a lifelong partnership with someone who can help them express themselves through all forms of art. Qualities: Intelligent, introverted, sensual
why the signs are in a pissy mood
aries: they feel like they are stuck in the same old routine // they didn’t get their way // none of their friends are as pumped up as them // they found out someone lied about something related to them // someone made them feel insecure about something they take pride in
taurus: someone is trying to rush them into something // they got called lazy // they feel like things are out of their control // something got in the way of their goals // something came up and now they can’t do that one thing that always makes them feel better
gemini: someone called them out on something // all their friends are in a bad mood // they feel like someone is trying to control them // they can’t find anything to do // they just came out to have a good time and they’re honestly feeling so attacked rn
cancer: someone said something and they took it way too personally // people keep trying to vent to them // no one asks how they are doing // the one person they love the most is being a bitch // someone tried to fuck w their things // someone called them controlling
leo: someone denied them or their company // they feel small // they want someone specific’s attention and they can’t get it // they have to go to a class they really don’t want to fucking go to // someone one upped them // they feel like their friends are choosing someone else over them
virgo: they were forced to have a conversation with someone they think is shallow // someone told them they were wrong // someone they care about denied their help // they know they are wasting their time
libra: they feel alone // someone keeps trying to argue with them // they were denied something they feel entitled to // they aren’t getting the admiration they want // they’re forced to work or socialize w sloppy people // someone called them fake
scorpio: there’s nothing good on netflix // something got in the way of them doing their favorite activity // someone they care about is being secretive w them // someone is trying to get them to open up // they realize they are being obsessive over something or someone again
sagittarius: no one wants to hang out // they feel like someone is trying to trap them // someone thinks they’re lying // someone called them boring // they’re bored // they feel like they are stuck in the same place in life
capricorn: they feel like they aren’t making any progress // shitty day at work // they have to work under someone whose a dumbass // they can’t find any good music // they can’t stop questioning themselves and their own abilities // someone denied them or their advice
aquarius: someone they actually care about disagreed w them // someone shot down their idea // their plans for a good time keep getting fucked up // they catch themselves caring what other people think of them // they are forced into situations where they must make small talk for hours on end
pisces: everyone around them is in a bad mood // they have to go against their intuitions // they overindulged again // they were forced to work with shallow people // they didn’t get enough alone time // someone they love said something hurtful that they took way too personally
the signs as van gogh quotes
aries: “I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.”
taurus: “There is nothing more truly artistic than to love people.”
gemini: “Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.”
cancer: “If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere.”
leo: “Be clearly aware of the stars and infinity on high. Then life seems almost enchanted after all.”
virgo: “I would rather die of passion than of boredom.”
libra: “Normality is a paved road: It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it.”
scorpio: “I put my heart and soul into my work, and I have lost my mind in the process.”
sagittarius: “I dream my painting and I paint my dream.”
capricorn: “What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?”
aquarius: “Art is to console those who are broken by life.”
pisces: “I don’t know anything with certainty, but seeing the stars makes me dream.”
seven reasons to love each zodiac
ARIES
- They make life exciting!
- For an Aries, every moment is the most important moment of their lives, and the feeling is contagious.
- If you want a bungee-jumping partner, call up your Aries friend.
- You can have the worst fight ever with an Aries, and 5 minutes later they will have forgotten the whole thing.
- An Aries won’t just greet you at the door, they’ll bounce and squeal with unbridled excitement.
- Passionate and fiery, an Aries will always be on board for an intense venting session.
- They fall in love fast and hard, so if an Aries falls in love with you, buckle up and enjoy the ride.
TAURUS
- They’re total cuddlebugs.
- Taureans are super loyal–they make awesome friends and will always be there for you.
- A Taurean can’t help but be true to themselves. They are almost totally incapable of being fake or deceptive.
- Feeling guilty about having another cookie? A Taurus will remind you that you deserve it and bring you some milk to go with it.
- You’re always feel welcome in a Taurus home.
- A Taurus can help you bring your big ideas down to earth and make them a reality.
- Taureans love to treat themselves to the best sights, tastes, sounds, smells, and feelings the world has to offer, so life with a Taurus is rich and full.
GEMINI
- Geminis are always down for a good convo.
- They love meeting new people and having new experiences.
- If you don’t like one side of a Gemini’s personality, don’t worry, tomorrow they’ll be totally different.
- Smart and well-read, Geminis are an asset to any trivia team.
- They’re open and communicative, so you won’t have to work too hard to get to know them.
- Feeling stagnant? Geminis’ love of change might be just the spark you need.
- You can always count on a Gemini to be predictably unpredictable.
CANCER
- Whether you’re hanging out at their house or meeting for coffee, a Cancer will always make you feel welcome.
- Their sentimental nature means Cancers love to reminisce about the good old days.
- When a Cancer asks “How are you?,” they actually want to know the answer.
- Sensitive to their surroundings, a Cancer knows instantly if something’s wrong.
- They give really heartfelt greeting cards.
- Cancers possess a quiet strength that is often underestimated.
- A Cancer is happiest when they’re spending time with the people they love. How cute is that?
LEO
- Fun, fun, fun!
- Leos love life and they love people, and their enthusiasm is contagious.
- You know what they love the most, though? LOVE. Leos are relentlessly, hopelessly romantic.
- Like a mama lion, Leos are super protective and always ready to throw down for the people they love.
- Leos’ charms can get them out of any sticky situation.
- If a Leo has a crush on you, they’ll make you feel like the most gorgeous person who’s ever walked the earth.
- Leos are delightfully quirky and unique.
VIRGO
- Virgos are deep and sensitive people.
- In a time of need, your Virgo friend will always be there to help you out.
- A Virgo will organize your closet for you, and they’ll find it fun.
- You’ll never wait for a Virgo, because they’re always 5 minutes early.
- Overwhelmed? In a jam? Call a Virgo. They’ll sort everything out.
- They’re attentive and responsive–if something’s wrong or someone’s being left out at a party, a Virgo will notice. And fix it.
- Virgos do everything they set out to do, which makes their lives full and interesting.
LIBRA
- Libras make any situation more pleasant. They bring the good vibes.
- A Libra is happiest when everyone else is happy.
- It’s pretty much impossible to dislike a Libra. In fact, their official zodiac motto should be “Everybody loves a Libra!”
- A Libra will help you see both sides of any issue.
- They appreciate beauty and bring beauty into people’s lives.
- Speaking of beauty, they’re quite beautiful themselves.
- For a Libra, relaxing is an artform, and they are more than happy to invite others into their comfy cozy lifestyle.
SCORPIO
- Scorpios are the most loyal people you’ll ever meet. Get a Scorpio on your side, you’re set for life.
- They’re always down for a deep and meaningful conversation because they’re obsessed with intimacy.
- It’s super fun to plot and scheme with a Scorpio.
- Scorpios notice everything, every little detail. Get your hair cut? They’ll compliment you on it. Change your lipstick shade? They’ll notice.
- If you do something nice for a Scorpio, they’ll not only appreciate it, they’ll remember it forever.
- You’ll never feel awkward talking about sex with a Scorpio. It’s their favorite subject.
- Scorpio is the most powerful sign of the zodiac. When they use their power for good, they can change the world.
SAGITTARIUS
- Life with a Sagittarius is an adventure.
- You won’t find a more truly generous sign than Sagittarius. They will give and give with no strings attached.
- A Sagittarian is a great person to bring to a party because they’re cheerful, social, and well-liked.
- They’re opinionated and not afraid to fight for their beliefs.
- At the same time, they’re always open to hearing about other people’s experiences and ideas.
- You’ll always know where you stand with a Sagittarius because they’re so honest and straightforward.
- Feeling sad and bitter? Call a Sagittarian. They can see the bright side of any situation.
CAPRICORN
- Capricorns bring success to their lives and those around them.
- Never pass up an invitation to a party at a Capricorn’s house–they are amazing hosts.
- They’re strong and self-sufficient.
- A Capricorn will always be there to support you. You can lean on a 5. Capricorn in hard times and they will help get you through it.
- Ambitious and driven, their penchant for setting big goals will encourage you to do the same.
- Earthy and warm, they’re great little cuddlers.
- The love of a Capricorn is usually accompanied by copious amounts of baked goods.
AQUARIUS
- Aquarians have some of the most inventive and original ideas of all the signs of the zodiac.
- They’re clearheaded, objective, and give great advice.
- Thanks to their quirky intellect, they’re awesome conversationalists.
- It’s great to be in an Aquarian’s social circle because they consider their friends to be their family.
- They don’t follow the crowd–they do their own thing.
- Natural humanitarians, Aquarians want to make the world a better place, and they don’t just talk about it, they do it.
- On a broad scale and in day-to-day life, Aquarians want people to be happy and taken care of.
PISCES
- With their grace and otherworldly energy, they’re kind of like fairies from another planet, which is awesome.
- Making plans with a Pisces is easy because they’re usually down for whatever–they go with the flow.
- Need some psychic advice but running low on cash? Call up your super intuitive Pisces friend.
- They are deep, soulful people.
- Pisces are really understanding and validating. You can trust them with your emotions.
- The calming energy of a Pisces is more effective than a glass of wine.
- Their go-with-the-flow nature takes them to really amazing places. The way they live their lives is inspiring.
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Each Zodiac Sign Described Perfectly (MUST READ)
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.
TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!
GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!
LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only.
LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic.
SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.
SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.
AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out.
PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.



