"fuzzy pickles."

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

the fact that all of my mutuals immediately reblogged this from me really says something about all of us, doesn't it

Wells are a type of wizard tower, they're just inverted

w. looks around nervously. wizard hole

Hmmm yes we’ll endorse that

tumblr live is just haunting me but. wait computer enhance

WHO IS AI GENERATING TUMBLR LIVE ICONS

who are these people. what is happening. real cool legitimate feature you guys got here @staff

What a beautiful transition

I just noticed the AI gentrified the kitchen

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

RULE

pizza night is cancelled on account of the

picked him up and put him on the floor and he jumped right back on

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKES

defeat.

musk finally killing the only thing that’s keeping his zombie site afloat… incredible

@staff you have the opportunity for the world's biggest comeback now

Missouri is hell

Star Wars is truly at its peak when the droids are practical and semi-shitty looking which is honestly just to say that I get an instant boost of serotonin when a gonk droid shows up

Look at this thing it sucks and I love it

has anyone done this yet idk?

people will be like ‘i fucking hate wizardywizardposts.tumblr.com they wont shut up about magic’ abnd its like. what do you want out of this website. nobody made you follow the wizard blog with evil spells, powers, beams, etc. you are in direct control of the number of wizards on your dashboard at any given time

bitches HATE my spells and beams

made this poll like "I remember being so surprised to learn most people don't actually have a song in their head 24/7 for their entire life, let me see how uncommon that actually is" forgetting im posting on the bitches with adhd website lmao

smell that? that's browned butter, kid. you're out of your fuckin league.

Just saw a very serious tumblr post refer to adults age 25+ as “older adults.” I am begging you kids to go outside and interact with diverse groups of people. Please. It’s for your own good.

The human lifespan, according to tumblr:

Birth to 17.99999999 years: Child. Doesn’t matter where you fall in that range. You are a helpless, innocent child.

18-approximately 21 years: Adult. Full internet privileges!

21-25 years: Sketchy adult. You can stay, but you’re on thin fucking ice.

25 years to end of life: Senior citizen. Old fart. Washed up has-been with nothing to contribute to society who should never socialize below their age bracket. Also probably a pedophile.

“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

i get really into shows that aired like 5+ years ago like “have y’all heard of this”