hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

fuck you

i won

We are in desperate need of a new vibe

tumblr back in the day

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’

you have to have dyke mutuals. or your life is nothing

Study abroad? Well....only if i know her. i don't like to stare.

Women have a great day <3 men beg for forgiveness

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

does anybody else feel the anger

but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sillybut i stay silly :3 but i stay silly but i stay silly :3

where is my mind. where is my miiiind

ate some fresh fruit and now im cured

In the club yawning

my alien fan video

me when i’m just trying to scroll through this dumb app and it randomly scrolls back 20 posts and loses my place