I just remembered I have an ancient plural type blog that im gonna reanimate if you wanna see that train wreck its gonna be @three-initiates
...actually now that i think about it. did you have religion class in school? also was it mandatory??
extra points reblog and tell me where youre from in the tags because for us religion* is a non-mandatory class where in high school you don't get grades but extra points that might help you in other classes**
*and with that i mean Christianity Class because wow i love being in the same region where the pope is /s ** which is the only reason i kept attending
the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real
for real! (from kadji amin)
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What I’ve realized is that I believe that the matter of gender is practical and relational. It’s not about who you are inside, it’s more about how you would feel most comfortable in the world. It’s not ‘Who are you?’ but ‘How do you want to live?’
Had that been the discourse when I was coming up, I would have breathed a sigh of relief. I don’t have to figure out who I am on the inside, I just have to figure out how I want to live.
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the real life version of being doomed by the narrative is knowing you have work in the morning
the irl version of being stuck in the timeloop is also going to work
President Biden to hold press conference today to discuss the findings of an Army Corps of Engineers team sent to probe the mysterious, apparently natural structure discovered under the floorboards during fumigation of the Lincoln Bedroom. "It's just a moaning wound in the earth; it's disgusting and unsanitary and it needs to be sealed quickly" reported one staffer; "They're not gonna play the tape they recorded inside of it, and if it ever leaks, don't listen to it" suggested another.
Rumored contents of the hole - internal dimensions much, much larger than the White House itself - include human remains, blind white spiders of unknown species, a slanted gouge in the earth too narrow and treacherous to investigate further, and a "biomechanical chrysalis" stated to be over six feet long, contents unknown
Late tonight a bunch of staff are playing a game called role call and if you thought fugitive was wild just w a i t until i tell you how this goes cause role call is absolutely terrifying
We aren’t letting the campers play it so that lets us up the scare factor by 147%
chaoticdense
Ok so the game had to be pushed back a few days so we can figure out scheduling so heres the gist of it.
The more people you have for this game, the better. It has to happen at night. The people get into a straight line, and begin to walk in that line all around the area. They cannot turn around and look at each other, and cannot speak; with the exception of the person at the front of the line.
That persons job is to begin the role call. They simply say, “Role Call!” And their name, then each person down the line says their name in turn.
Here’s the kicker: there’s one person not included in the line. The Taker. They have the job of stealing away the person at the end of the line as silently as possible. The game’s sole purpose is to instill a sense of fear and paranoia in whoever is in front, because as more people get taken, there are less and less people to say their names during the Role Call.
The front person decides when they want to start the Role Call. Obviously, the more often it’s said, the less scary it is. But as more and more people disappear, they become Takers and can then do more damage than just the one.
Some Takers can replace the person they stole, making the person directly in front of them either incredibly paranoid or safe. At least until the Role Call. Takers cannot say anything during it, so it usually ends up more terrifying to know that the person behind you is silent. Again, everyone in the line cannot make a sound except responding to the Role Call.
The game is over when the person in front is taken. There is no winning, only waiting. Waiting for your turn to go. Imagine the fear that person in front has, when they softly announce “Role Call” only to find that everyone behind them is gone.
Not exactly a game for the weak willed.
My reactions to this, in order 1. What The Hell Kind of Creepy Horror Movie Punishment Game Bullshittery is this?
2. I want to play it Right The Fuck Now.
putting things into a cart online and then staring at them intensely before deleting them and exiting the website. edging retail therapy
Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits
Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor
Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this
is he also in front of the white house?
thats Joe Biden
the way 'nice dichotomy idiot what lies outside of it' has saved me so many hours of being insane with my thought patterns