y'all think about love?

Every Single Waking Fucking Day Do I Think About Love

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inmaidjan

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

ihatejonarbuckle

russian kinder surprise

That looks like it’s made of coal.

It tasted like coal

you ate a vase

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

memeseverdie

how the fuck do you look at a vase or table ornament and think “this is chocolate I will bite it”

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onelovewonderwoman

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

madlori

This is gold.

jumpingjacktrash

i do not see a flaw

mother-of-a-murder

[SLAMMING REBLOG BUTTON REPEATEDLY]

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emotionalempowerer-blog

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

Yes indeed#💯💯💯💯💯

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badjokesbyjeff

A university student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch

However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said:

‘A swan shan’t be friends with a pig.’

'Then I shall fly on,’ answered the student with a smile.

The teacher was clearly vexed by the cheeky reply and decided to make sure to do everything in his power to fail the student at the exams.

At the oral exam, he gave the student the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers for everything. Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question:

'You’re walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you choose?’

'The gold.’

'Unfortunately, I don’t agree. I’d choose cleverness, because that’s more important than money.’

'Everyone would choose what they don’t have,’ says the student.

The teacher turns red, and he’s so angry he writes “ass” on the student’s paper. The student leaves without looking at the paper. However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper and says:

'Excuse me sir, you did sign my paper, but you forgot to give my grade!’

Click here for a random joke!

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onelovewonderwoman

lilmamabeyellin

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

razxion

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

^^^^

😁

Rest in peace Stan Lee you will forever be my hero, thank you for creating my friends when I had none

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Anyone at all

Does anyone else imagine themselves falling off a cliff in like a slow motion way, looking all fabulous with either a 'Noooooooo! I'm fallinv to my doom' Face or with an 'I'm sorry I had to let go but i love you too much to hold on' kinda face?

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Head cannon

Annabeth: Where is Percy?

Jason: Who is Percy?

Leo: Why is Percy?

GIF by vernybvitday

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #jason grace #leo valdez #iw spoilers #drax #avengers infinity war #gomorra #peter quill

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Percabeth Head cannon

• No offense but i find it annoying when people say if Annabeth went to regular school she would be bullied then Percy comes in and saves the day.

•Like What in Hades!!!

• It would probably be like

•your super popular dumb jock (if we are going with clichés here) asks her out to hopefully get her to do all his work for him

•she turn him down saying she has a boyfriend

•he laughs at her even though she is serious and the news spreads around the school like wildfire that super smart but quiet Annabeth has a boyfriend

•the popular girls try and bully her physically by surrounding her but she evades every attempt at hitting or kicking her they try until their too tired to try again then Annabeth smirks before walking away not even out of breathe cause, let's face it, she has faced way worse and survived

•the popular girls then try verbally abusing her but she always has come backs that leave them stumped and embarrassed but they keep trying anyway

•but the only thing that seems to annoy her, they realise, is by calling her a liar especially about having a boyfriend

• but Annabeth never retaliates because they are mortals

•Then like a few weeks later after it all started there's a new kid in school

•the blonde girls try and flirt with this mysterious handsome black haired green eyed boy but he keeps ignoring them unptil he becomes really swarmed with people

•but then their eyes meet and their faces brighten then Percy yells out her name and everyone just stops and stares when they see who he runs to and how she just judo flips him out of love shock and to show everyone what she was capable of but never did and Percy just gets and hugs and twirls and kisses her not even caring that he was judo flipped because he was judo flipped by his awesome girlfriend

•Annabeth is shocked to find out he is the new student but he explains that he worked really hard to get in and his motivation was her.

•Annabeth then looks back to see the whole school still staring so she just winks at them and walks with Percy to class who is oblivious to what the flip really meant

•and from then on nobody tries to hurt her

Different endings, suggestions and stuff can be added and i hope you guys liked it

#percabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase #after pjo and hoo #before toa #shipping #my otp #cannon

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borntodrift

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

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After watching Infinity war and you've managed to process half of what happened and you're trying to look for a way out, some hope even. Cause i don't know man, i dont know

So guys, what now?😦

GIF by avengers-of-mirkwood

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Avengers: Infinity war

I'm so terrified to watch this movie guys, i mean its a freaking part one. There are very few movies that have a part one that ends happily, i mean what's the point of a part two if part one ends well. So at this point I'm preparing myself to cry. For a year. At least i won't be the only one crying.

GIF by toqaahmed

#avengers infinity war #crying #sad #part one #scared #truth #honesty #own opinion

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onelovewonderwoman

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

steampoweredplayer

Koop

twirliest

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

i-likethesummer-rain

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

celestialkeyprincess

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

bitchwithwifivevo

How dare you

riarkling

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

feels-ships-lunars

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Bitch

vcute

I love you mom

mom saranghae

Can’t risk these things sorry!

damn it. Love you mom.

onelovewonderwoman

i love my momma can’t risk this shit

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God dammit i love my mommy too much to risk this bull

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Black Panther is AWESOME

I love how Black Panther sold out in ten minutes and they had to open up two more cinemas so that everyone could watch it. It was amazing especially since the movie was just AWESOME .

#black panther #wakanda forever

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dianamolloy

YES I AM HERE FOR THIS ! ! !

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You gotta love this

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cutie1365

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This is a picture of my best friend. Normal photo, right? Well, look closer in the back where the yellow circle is. Can you see the face?

This isn’t just some normal chain letter. My friend died 3 nights after this picture was taken, the police having no idea how he died considering he was 18 and perfectly healthy.

It turns out a boy died in that room a few years ago. He was murdered and then a few nights later he was found dead in his bedroom from his skull broken and slowly bleeding to death.

If you don’t reblog this within an hour, you’ll hear a soft whimper for 3 nights straight. On the 4th night, the boy will come from your closet while you’re sleeping and kill you for not helping us put his soul at rest.

This is not fake. 3 people have already died from not passing this on.

sailor4evs

I wanted to not believe this but…… QQ naow I’m scared

O_o

Fuckin son of a bitch, i hate the fuck out of chain mails. I need to know how to get rid of them. I am very sorry to whoever is easily scared or easily convinced, unfortunately i am easily convinced.

No chances

I’m scared shitless man

itsnojida

nope nope nope nope

GIF by samisoffthewall

ithinkiamanartist

Sorry, I just get really anxious at these types of things

WELL THEN-

Why— WHY?!

JEEZUZ NO RISKS

LOVE OF CHRIST I’M SORRY!

Hahaha no risks

Im sorry but i am scared i know im shit please don’t hate me im just a child

saint-potter

IM SORRY BUT LIKE THKS IS SCARY

Why so creppy

cutie1365

I didn’t want to reblog this yesterday when I saw it as to not scare my followers. This morning I woke to my closet door being open even though last night before I feel asleep I remember seeing it closed. I remembered this post and got a little spooked. I thought, maybe it’s just my sister and she borrowed a jacket or something. But I texted her and she said she hadn’t gone in there. Soooo yeah here I am, finding this post again because I have to reblog it just in case.

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Terrified shitless so...